Intimacy: Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching...

By Noname - 16/02/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML

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Same thing different taste

By jinxofsocal - 21/06/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML

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You deserved it 27 538

Heated gaming moment

By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 141

You deserved it 6 810

By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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You deserved it 5 020

By valerie - 28/05/2011 01:04 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML

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You deserved it 18 790

By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML

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You deserved it 6 317

Headshot!

By Amb - 01/06/2010 23:56 - United States

Today, I realized my boyfriend makes the same noises in bed as he does when he's winning in Call of Duty. FML

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You deserved it 6 199

By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

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You deserved it 13 301

By scubai - 14/01/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

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You deserved it 5 731

Dirty talk

By Username - 24/02/2010 15:06

Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML

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You deserved it 4 770

Ouch

By Anonymous - 14/12/2011 23:12 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML

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zidane312 0

Monday 16 February 2009 9:21

theres nothing better than getting a ******** inbetween search and destroy respawns

golfer_boi 10

Thursday 22 March 2012 21:38

Skyrim is 500 ******* times better

Comments

Drizzt396 0

Friday 24 April 2009 3:59

#5 and #84 have all the info you need...

car_vroomvroom_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 4:17

xbox is the devil. it takes over guys' brains...my advice is to find a different boyfriend.

myexsucks 0

Monday 18 May 2009 0:31

#44...um...yeah...it's not demeaning. It's actually fun for both of the people involved. You should try it some time.

ZeusBeDubsteppin 24

Tuesday 6 January 2015 5:04

^thank you. its actually super fun because its like this battle: you being so good he cant concentrate at all while he tries (and fails lol) to play

squigglyshark 0

Friday 29 May 2009 7:49

Why the hell can people like that get head and, I a water-polo player who lives in a speedo, can barely get girls to dance with me?

xxblmpknxx 10

Saturday 24 March 2012 15:44

Because you're a water polo player that lives in a speedo....

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 30 May 2009 14:02

Maybe you just suck?

LutherTE 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 6:04

YDI, if you can't give a bj better than cod4 than you suck

montey 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 6:24

Two things. You clearly suck at giving head. But it is every guys dream to get a bj whilst playing xbox

bobmarley16x420 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 6:41

U can blow me and i'll pay attention to u.........wat do ya say?

big_rob1 0

Friday 3 July 2009 6:23

dont be offended thats like an ultimate fantasy for guys. that brings the thrill of mowing down noobs to a whole new level. i dont think girls understand how amazing this is. they say its immature and disrespectful but to put in context for women, its like shopping and having sex and the same time. its the best of both kinds of pleasures, if that makes sense.