By anonymous - 04/11/2014 12:03 - Canada - North Vancouver

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML
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xleanne_aLly 23

Buy him and yourself baby whipes OP. I thought it sounded weird first too. But I have a lot of friends with babies, who obviously own baby whipes. She (and now myself) use them after toilet paper, when she's on her period or a poop. Her boyfriend uses baby whipes after he poops too. It makes sense right? Ohana, it means nothing is left behind or forgotten Neither of you will have this problem again.

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annarcheer 19

oh gosh that's really nasty.. haha sorry op

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tnlander 20

Capt. we've got Klingons circling Ur anus

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Saraishi 24

Baby wipes all the day. People tend to mock you for using them but at least you always have a clean ass.

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AloysiusWeasley 15

That's right up there with that disgusting trash "White Collar Comedy" where the fact slob in the hot tub wanted the chick to come over and pop some gigantic zit on his back. I enjoy fellatio, but I would gag and run away. Unscented baby wipes is definitely right, and I'd buy him a box and hand them over before running for the horizon. Yuckers!

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cryssycakesx3 22

over dramatic, eh?

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