By anonymous - 04/11/2014 12:03 - Canada - North Vancouver

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML
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xleanne_aLly 23

Buy him and yourself baby whipes OP. I thought it sounded weird first too. But I have a lot of friends with babies, who obviously own baby whipes. She (and now myself) use them after toilet paper, when she's on her period or a poop. Her boyfriend uses baby whipes after he poops too. It makes sense right? Ohana, it means nothing is left behind or forgotten Neither of you will have this problem again.

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dutchfuture 3

dont worry, ive had worse. once when i was giving my boyfriend head there was still some s*** left around his hole...

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vikky538 28

may be easy access to post job clean up...

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vivaellefashion 14

I was reading your FML while I was eating. IDI ...sorry op that's gross

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flee2321 10

Lots of guys complain that this happens with girls. It's made me paranoid. Lol. But I guess it happens both ways. I feel like it's worse for the guy. They are actually right where the paper is.

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wolfy_fml 5

lol Oh man. I hate dry TP. I only use baby wipes now. Best thing ever. :D

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Petey801 5

You wouldn't ever have to worry about that with me! ;)

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