By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:52 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 217
You deserved it 8 488

Same thing different taste

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MetalxSoldier 26

Well maybe you should date someone under 65 next time. I mean sure the senior citizen discounts rock but your sex life will be non existent.

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I once knew a guy who fell asleep while a woman was giving him a beej. Turned out later, he wasn't really all that interested in women anyway. Or OP's b/f could just have been really drunk, or stoned, or high on something else with a sedative effect, and he passed out rather than merely falling asleep.

You might want to take some courses, as if it was done properly he would not have fallen asleep.

Don't give him a ******* again if he's just going to fall asleep. If he had a really long day at work/school then maybe he wasjust too tired. But if thats not the case then he's not respecting you. Giving a good ******* isn't hard, but if a man can fall asleep during one then he doesn't deserve to have one. If he does it again I'd bite it (not too hard, just enough to wake him up). And if he complains tell him don't fall sleep again!

ilove80smetal 8

So your so good it knocks people out :)

Didn't think it was possible to get so many that they no longer interest you

DinoZombiezz 0