By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:52 - United States

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
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MetalxSoldier 26

Well maybe you should date someone under 65 next time. I mean sure the senior citizen discounts rock but your sex life will be non existent.

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RhymeTyme 3

The technique is so simple Squeeze his nipples like you were popping a pimple

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generallyrude 2

You sucked him to sleep!! That's actually a good thing :)

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barnettmatt87 1

Ok never have I fallen asleep during a bj. So sorry no, being nice on this one is out of the question. You are more than likely horrible!

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The_Hitdude 12

Must've been stone really good head. Or really bad. Guess it depends.

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kissie87 4

Wow I really don't know the reason why he did that maybe he was really tired he probably had a long day at work. But if he didn't have a good cause foe why he fell asleep then maybe you should consider not doing it anymore lol make him pay.you should do the same make him go down on you and fall asleep as well lol. I know man with their ego would be thinking damn I'm not that good lol.

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kdhsoccer98 0

Thats so smart im going to do that to my bf

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wblack0620 4

That's a little harsh, maybe her head game is terrible

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brutal_banger 10

I read your comment in a Latino voice with the accent and everything made things funnier

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freakypundit 4

Next time when he is boring you to death and you want some respite, you know what to do! :)

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