By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:52 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
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MetalxSoldier 26

Well maybe you should date someone under 65 next time. I mean sure the senior citizen discounts rock but your sex life will be non existent.

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Sumo69 9

I know i am going to get thumb down for this but you're not sucking hard enough my old lady can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch I'd never fall asleep.

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swaggin_it_313 0

Your just horrible at satisfying me! Plain and simple mallory!! And why did you have to post that on here! -___-

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calaribinix 5

I feel like there is a lot of these kind of FMLs recently.

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YoUglyMama 0

That's still the best sleeping pill ever

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bubo_fml 10

My His!! You sucked the life out of him!!

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thatsmylyfe 13

ok..so A) how was he still hard and B) you must really suck(no pun intended) at giving head!!! Kinda feel this one was fake

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phatdaddy62 23

Ummm, guys can be hard and asleep. It happens to us every night, several times a night.

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alexandrayo 0

You obviously suck at head.

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