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I know i am going to get thumb down for this but you're not sucking hard enough my old lady can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch I'd never fall asleep.
I feel like there is a lot of these kind of FMLs recently.
That's still the best sleeping pill ever
You're doing it wrong!
How did you not notice he was asleep?
ok..so A) how was he still hard and B) you must really suck(no pun intended) at giving head!!! Kinda feel this one was fake
Ummm, guys can be hard and asleep. It happens to us every night, several times a night.
Maybe he's narcoleptic!
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But he was still hard?? :/
Well maybe you should date someone under 65 next time. I mean sure the senior citizen discounts rock but your sex life will be non existent.