By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:52 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
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MetalxSoldier 26

Well maybe you should date someone under 65 next time. I mean sure the senior citizen discounts rock but your sex life will be non existent.

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CodyAllan146 4

Damn you must pretty good in order to put him asleep!!

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perdix 29

Actually, that sounds kind of hot. Getting a ******** that is so smooth and relaxing that I could doze off sounds fantastic. And the OP doesn't have to deal with the spitting/swallowing conundrum.

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J_Shorty_17 6

Hmmmm... I remember reading an FML terribly similar on this site before o.O

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revanche 2

Well.... Your soo good he fainted? :D

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wblack0620 4

Seems like you weren't up to par.

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dirtysellers85 0

Yeah I think you need to work on your skills . No beatin around the bush on this one , u just flat out suck babygirl!

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alextherussian 0

Mann lucky sob lol I would be so awake for it!!!

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KatieKupcake4195 9

FYL, OP. I'm sorry. I'd be so mad if my boyfriend did that. I mean, my boyfriend works nights so if he just got off work I suppose I could understand. But if it was a day where he didn't work the night before and where he slept the night before, I'd be very upset :/

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hbcbmx 5

Kids these days giving head at 16 tisk tisk.

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Dracoboxer357 35

Tsk tsk, 117, before you judge, tell me: How old were you when you got your first BJ? I was younger than 16, and I try to remember that to keep from becoming starchy, old and judgmental. Not saying I'd encourage it, just not condemning it either.

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KatieKupcake4195 9

117 - I'm sorry but who are you to judge me? I'm not judging you. In fact, I try not to judge others because it isn't my place. If you knew what kind of life I have I don't think you'd be judging.

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BostonBruinsFan 8

My gf and I are 13, she givs awesome BJs, r u gonna judge me? U better not!

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shea579 2

I was 14 when I gave my first *******.

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