By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:52 - United States

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
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MetalxSoldier 26

Well maybe you should date someone under 65 next time. I mean sure the senior citizen discounts rock but your sex life will be non existent.

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je1222 1

I've heard this a few times and still don't understand how it's possible.

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badactor009 0

Do yourself and your BF a huge favor and don't over think this thing. I never fell asleep during one but I don't think it's the end of the world. I don't think it means he doesn't appreciate your willingness to please him and I don't think it's a bad reflection on your game. Stuff happens in life, drive on. But feel free to privately use the issue in a humorous way when you need to put him in his place once in a while.

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whyamievenhere 11

When my boyfriend falls asleep in the middle (which happens once a month or so since we tend to not head to bed until late, and he always makes the mistake of getting super comfy when I'm going down on him) I use is as a bargaining chip for a favor the next day. Guys tend to feel very bad about it if they fall asleep in the middle of good head. Not the end of the world, but not exactly pleasant either.

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stevenmx86 7

I think you mean "he was asleep".. To be in a deep sleep he'd have to have been sleeping for a half hour or so before you noticed...

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ashleydeanne 6

Sadly.. This has happened to me as well. His eyes were "so heavy."

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FemaIeDog 0

Did you take the time he was asleep to get in some practice? "Practice makes perfect." Hopefully next time he will stay awake for the show.

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angryyute 4

You suck...... literally. Get better at it!!

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PawnShopPenguin 4

You really "knock 'em out" when it comes to giving head ;)

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JubJub1991 4

That's a good thing. It's a reaction to pleasure

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