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By blahbags - 06/04/2009 13:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was going on holiday. As I was checking in my bags, I said to the really cute steward, "I think I'm overweight." He told me about discounts for customers of 'larger proportions.' I was talking about my suitcase being overweight. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, I was at the airport to catch a plane. It was very crowded at the gate and there was nowhere to sit except for a flat metal bench, so I sat on that. Turns out I was sitting on a luggage scale, so my weight was displayed for everybody to see. FML

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By candy - 11/02/2016 12:24 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML

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By muffintop - 11/07/2011 02:34 - Canada

Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt. I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2023 06:00

Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML

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By nikkiquila_0699 - 05/09/2009 21:24 - Canada

Today, I came back from my 3-month vacation in France. During my vacation I lost 32 lbs and I was so excited to show off my new body to my boyfriend. When he walked in the door, he didn't notice me, but he did notice my younger, thinner and tanner sister strutting around in her bikini. FML

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By search_me - 16/07/2009 23:39 - United States

Today, while going through airport security the lady asked why I folded everything so small. I said that I was going away for a month and needed to fit a lot of stuff in only one bag. She smiled, nodded and then dumped my luggage to search for "drugs and other illegal teen things." FML

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By ChubbyButt - 16/01/2013 10:48 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:50 - Canada - London

Today, even though I'm overweight, I was feeling alright about the way I looked in the historical costume I'm required to wear by my job. A little kid came in and asked me if I was having a baby. Guess I don't look as good as I thought. FML

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By kclopez - 19/08/2017 23:15

Today, while going through customs at the airport, my bag was selected for screening. It was nearly overflowing because it was so full, so before the TSA agent searched it, I said, "Watch out - it's going to explode when you open it". Wrong choice of words. FML

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maxson_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:24

"Today, I was working. I was checking in a girl's bags, and she said that she thought she was overweight. Trying to do my job, I said as politely as I could that we have discounts for customers of larger proportions. She was talking about her bags, not herself. FML"

nomadxx7 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:21

Easy fix: "I think MY BAG is overweight." No misinterpretation if you add the noun of the thing you were talking about. Otherwise I'd have said the same thing to you since you used the 'I am' Think you deserve both a FML and YDI

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lolacaust 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 4:12

Hey smarts, all male flight attendants are gay anyway. Lol

love_revived 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 6:36

At least with that mistake, you get a discount. It's not a total FML. But YDI for not specifying YOUR SUITCASE was overweight.

kellster 2

Tuesday 7 April 2009 7:40

The people on this site are all assholes. And so was your flight attendant. Sorry. :/

smartalek 2

Sunday 19 June 2011 22:00

NO FRICKIN WAY. its the op's fault!

BEB131 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 7:44

Thats why you don't say "I am", this is why the english language is becoming retarded

babydoll86_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 8:52

Wtf, fat people get discounts to fly?! WHY?! They should be charged MORE! YDI because you don't know how to express yourself properly.

massesareasses 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 10:52

I agree with you 49. why the hell should they get a discount if their gut overflows over my arm rest and into my lap. Im drenched by the end of their flight from their sweat. I pray everytime i fly that it doesnt happen again.

AntiChrist7 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 11:58

fat people shouldn't be allowed to fly. they should be obliged to make the travel on a bike, that way they lose some weight. YDI

ijrnelson 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 13:19

Why on earth do they have discounts for overweight people... They have more luggage and weigh more so cost quite a large percentage more in fuel to fly them. Plus they take up more room in the cabin. TBH they should pay more, or everyone should pay based on their combined luggage/body weight. (I'm a bit tubby myself so i'm not biased)