Work: Today, I was going over some paperwork with my back to my office...

By Mic - 07/01/2010 17:44 - United States

Today, I was going over some paperwork with my back to my office door. As I turn around, my boss enters and says my name loudly. I was startled so bad that I jumped, yelped, and a high-pitched fart snuck out. Everyone in the office now gives prior notice before dropping by the "fart guy's" office. FML

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ssuseawolves2011 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 23:06

hahahahaha they nicknamed you the fart guy? are they still in third grade or something?

LemonStarship 5

Thursday 7 January 2010 23:53

Ha that made me giggle like a little baby lamb :)

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Azn_Invasion 0

Friday 8 January 2010 3:56

this reminds me of "The Office"

echoooon 0

Friday 8 January 2010 3:59

Weird, because I saw a similar fml today. It went like this: "today, I accidently walked in on my co-worker playing with himself, and he got so startled like a little dog got shoved up his ass that he squealed and ripped the hugest fart ever. We all call him " weird fag who farts a lot, but he thinks we call him fartboy."

CrazyDutch 0

Monday 6 June 2011 7:48

you suck

ilg4evr 0

Friday 8 January 2010 4:24

HEHEHE I love these fart stories

CubsFan2 0

Friday 8 January 2010 5:01

haha funny shit

JumpThis 0

Friday 8 January 2010 5:40

That just sucks. I'm pretty sure something like that happened to me once.... not so fun. my friend thought it was hilarious though....

docterwatson 0

Friday 8 January 2010 6:01

LOL

areveillon_fml 3

Friday 8 January 2010 8:32

It sucks!

Jimboom 11

Friday 8 January 2010 10:18

Well... you could always use it to your advantage... sorry, I can't come to that meeting right now, I got a huge smelly fart brewing and you don't want me anywhere near you when it drops. etc... ;-)