Love: Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I...

By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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By allgassedout - 04/01/2015 00:23 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 00:12 - United States

Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML

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By Andrew - 12/10/2011 01:11 - United States

Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML

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By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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By KaiyaOtaku1 - 14/07/2014 23:48 - United States - Seattle

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML

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By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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By TwiceDaily,Kids - 06/04/2012 00:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

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By docwinters - 27/05/2013 12:39 - Australia - Bathurst

Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML

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By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00

Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML

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llSgtScopell 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 16:11

Us guys can never catch a break huh?

Crabby 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 16:12

So I take it English isn't your first language? Why would anyone use the word "stench"? to "lovingly" describe someone?

Comments

futureARMYman 0

Monday 13 December 2010 4:31

easy way around this: dont complement her. lol just kidding every girl should be complemented for doing everything for us guys.

lostinthelight 0

Friday 7 January 2011 7:39

First off, I'm a girl. I would be offended at first, but if you corrected yourself and laughed at yourself, I personally would think it's kind of cute.

narutou546 4

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:34

ummm, that's neck

ilikepieandpie 11

Wednesday 10 August 2011 3:00

Wow. You fail

soccergurl98 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 16:15

Uuuummmm maybe u should of thought that through cause obviously ur not that good at goin on the fly

meekee 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 17:17

Try better next time.

iheartalonso 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 5:55

Lmao At least he tried

Denny1 15

Saturday 22 December 2012 1:02

Smooth

13yearoldpridigy 1

Tuesday 9 April 2013 7:44

I actually think that's cute. At least you tried, right? I once had a guy say to me, "You smell good, kind of rosy. It reminds me of my mom, which is nice." Then wiggled his eyes sexily. At least you didn't do that, ya know.