Love: Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I...

By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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Same thing different taste

By allgassedout - 04/01/2015 00:23 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 00:12 - United States

Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 166

You deserved it 2 911

By Andrew - 12/10/2011 01:11 - United States

Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML

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You deserved it 13 388

By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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You deserved it 4 914

By KaiyaOtaku1 - 14/07/2014 23:48 - United States - Seattle

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

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You deserved it 6 657

By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML

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You deserved it 8 855

By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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You deserved it 6 665

By TwiceDaily,Kids - 06/04/2012 00:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

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You deserved it 5 123

By docwinters - 27/05/2013 12:39 - Australia - Bathurst

Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML

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You deserved it 5 002

By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00

Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML

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llSgtScopell 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 16:11

Us guys can never catch a break huh?

Crabby 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 16:12

So I take it English isn't your first language? Why would anyone use the word "stench"? to "lovingly" describe someone?

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Newtons_Cradle 0

Monday 13 April 2009 17:27

hahaha men. even when they try, they end up failing. well, at least you tried. im sure she'll find it adorable in a day or so.

Jordie210 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 6:07

what would have made you say that!

24788 6

Wednesday 29 April 2009 14:20

Lol, that is not right.

jagaugga 0

Friday 15 May 2009 19:54

epic win. jk

tams_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 18:56

Awkward moment... XD

Darling_Darkling 0

Monday 18 May 2009 0:52

is it weird that i would find it hilarious and cute if my boyfriend said that to me? xP

gigirules19 0

Monday 18 May 2009 13:37

Reminds me of the time I was trying to show off on a message and I left saying "Mmmmm...I have to go guys, I can smell the odour of my mum's cooking"

kennington 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 22:53

don't be a nerd when complimenting someone. ewww.

RyanKaufman 7

Tuesday 9 June 2009 0:30

Because complimenting someone is so very hard you have to plan it out.

somethingawesome 9

Saturday 20 June 2009 21:52

I'm sorry but that is so funny.

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