By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
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llSgtScopell 0

Us guys can never catch a break huh?

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Crabby 0

So I take it English isn't your first language? Why would anyone use the word "stench"? to "lovingly" describe someone?

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baseball5030 0

if you'd said "you smell nice", she would've said "i don't smell good everyday?". It's better just to get her roses.

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mylifeisfuckeddd 0

HAHA i think this is the funniest thing iv ever heard in my LIFE don't worry, she was probably really embarrassed. if my bf said that to me i would turn BRIGHT red...then i would slap him. aww you tried to say the right thing though, hopefully she will believe you when you tell her what you meant to say

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djtelekinesis 0

Haha. If she isn't an airhead she'll get that you meant well when you correct yourself.

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shadowprometheus 0

You could be the next Shakespeare

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zissou319 0

I dont know whats worse, the use of the world stench or the fact you call your girlfriend 'baby'.

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Emmett_Luver_101 0

the thought was cute but think about the first few words .... you were gonna ATTEMPT to compliment her? soo im guessing you dont do it too often? anyway, i would go up to her and say "baby,you have the sweetest fragrance" trust me im a girl i know what we like to hear

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