By Maddy - 10/03/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
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shakenbake93 0

At least you realized what a jerk he really is. how do all of the assholes get the girls?

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idkweird 0

@MattCole: When I broke up with my first boyfriend, I first took him out and bought him his Christmas gift before doing so. There is nothing saying that the OP's bf had to pay for a damn thing. Maybe she was taking him out to discuss it over dinner or something. She was basically showing him respect by breaking up with him face to face.

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ameonna_fml 0

I'm sure you are incredibly handsome, and in your own way, intelligent. I've rarely seen someone I wouldn't call at least a little good looking. But there are obvious assumptions, like how even though I only addressed you as "you" and there are a hundred other people on this thread, you know I'm talking to you specifically. And then there's bullshit. But. Whatever. You wanna win, you win. It's impossible to argue with a self righteous know-it-all, imbecile or not. So I guess you're truly right in that sense. Enjoy your victory.

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selizabeth_s 0

What a jerk! He doesn't even deserve a proper break up in person! I hope you find some better guys! Good luck! :)

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Novogrod 0

Oh, are you angry that you can't come up with a reason WHY I'm wrong? Too bad.

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ameonna_fml 0

I'm not angry at all. You, however, are looking for a fight. I just don't care that much. Take your win, and please stop sending me notifications :)

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brightred919 0

then don't even be nice enough to tell him you're breaking up with him; just leave

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Cakemama 0

text him or just start dating other people he truly doesn't care...

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hateevryone 14

dump the douchebag over the phone

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summerdayze 0

ummm. you mean ex-boyfriend? otherwise YDI

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DonnyGraf 2

Don't date jerks in the first place jerk.

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