By lawliet_L - 17/07/2009 15:54 - Canada
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lawliet_L_fml tells us more.
1) it doesn't matter that i'm a teen or not. 2) i have a boyfriend i've been dating for about a year. so i'm not a *****. stfu 3) she didn't take any, and it was to the situation. 4) we talked about it and it's fine. because: 'if you wanna make love, use the glove'. no joke she said that. so i'm relieved now gotta hide 'em from dad. XD and yes my parents are together for the person who asked. :)
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wow, #27, fail? really? How do you think you got here, a stork? Everyone has sex, now or later, get over yourself. Jesus christ
you're "secret condom stash" isn't so secret
Is your mom a widow or divorcee, or does she use condoms with your dad? Or did you help your mom cheat? THAT would be an FML!
Married couples do use condoms when having sex if they don't want (more) children And if the OP is only in her late teens, her mum could be in her late 30s/early 40s, which is still pre-menopause
It's possible, but lots of married people use vasectomies or the pill for birth control. If condoms are part of her parents' sex life, why would she clean out the stash (unless "stash" meant one or two)? I still prefer to think the OP helped her slutty mom ***** around. It's funnier that way.
Aw soz i didn't mean to ruin your fantasy
Ligerie
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The mom was being sarcastic. she wasn't serious, is everyone really that dense that they can't see that her mother took the condoms away because she doesn't want her daughter having sex?
Or maybe she actually wanted them? Parents borrow stuff from their kids all the time. Besides, taking away your children's condoms is simply the WORST idea ever. The child can easily buy some more, and will resent you for taking them away. Even worse, if the child comes home drunk with someone, and they decide have sex but can't find the condoms, they may end up having unprotected sex. If you are a parent reading this, do NOT ever take away your children's condoms. They should be praised for being safe.
Ligerie
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doubt it. 1) it wouldn't be an FML if the mom was fine with it and she could just go get more 2) if the mom was fine with it she could have asked to use it or thank her personally 3) the mom was snooping around anyway, meaning she was most likely suspicious
Yeah, it is possible. I just hope that's not what it was. The mum sounds kinda cool from this situation, tho. She doesn't sound like the kind who takes away her daughter's contraception to try and stop her from having sex. Any parent that does that deserves 50 lashes. If your kids are having sex, you should be filling their drawers with contraception.
l lawliet, eh? Death Note fan?
I noticed that too, and it just made my day
tubaguy42
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i saw both death note movies, but i don't get your post. enlighten me?
OMG L has a secret condom stash? but since when is L a woman? haha. sucks for you, but I love your username.
haha I just had the weirdest thought of L and his secret condom stash XD
Lol @ #36 Not an FML if she found your secret stash but is apparently okay with you having one. Then again, could be more along the lines of "I have them now, so you can't sleep around," your mother being sarcastic I mean.
shirvon100
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not such a secret anymore
ahilife
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what does living with your parents have to do with being sexually active. maybe he was squirrling away a stash for when he moved out. why us mom stealing condoms? that's the FML here!¡!
you_there
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Just because you have condoms mean you sleep around? Yea because nobody can be responsible with one person.
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Aww. That's cute. You were checking on your condoms. You never know what kind of trouble those little buggers will get into.
I'm glad that she didn't freak out. and even if you were whoring it up mega style: bonus points for not trusting the dudes and always having your own protection.