Miscellaneous: Today, I was going to check out my secret condom stash. When... - FML

By lawliet_L - 17/07/2009 15:54 - Canada

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Today, I was going to check out my secret condom stash. When I looked inside, I found a note. The note read: "Thanks hun, I really needed this. Love, Mom". FML

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Sunday 19 July 2009 7:31

1) it doesn't matter that i'm a teen or not. 2) i have a boyfriend i've been dating for about a year. so i'm not a *****. stfu 3) she didn't take any, and it was to the situation. 4) we talked about it and it's fine. because: 'if you wanna make love, use the glove'. no joke she said that. so i'm relieved now gotta hide 'em from dad. XD and yes my parents are together for the person who asked. :)

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drinkupgorgeous 0

Friday 17 July 2009 20:33

Aww. That's cute. You were checking on your condoms. You never know what kind of trouble those little buggers will get into.

sulitak 27

Sunday 31 March 2013 10:37

I'm glad that she didn't freak out. and even if you were whoring it up mega style: bonus points for not trusting the dudes and always having your own protection.

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blackscent 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 0:08

why is this greeen

xo_emily_xo 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 0:23

Ewwwwwwwwww!! Sexually active parents. gdadsjgdklsahgsaohrpoiewhjsdo BLEH!

frenchyboy 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 0:24

hahahahahahahahahaah thats soo good hahahahah FYL is right .. although parents have sex, no big deal lol

cgr84 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 0:42

that didnt happen and you ******* know it

spectre1992 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 1:02

is your mom hot?

UnknowFML 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 1:08

Lol wow that more funny then ****** up

kitteh 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 1:10

Go buy more.

KyriKryptonite 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 1:19

OMFS your mum rocks =D

aaaaa12345_fml 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 1:25

you have to hide them?

ii_glenduh 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 3:02

ha ha to everyone say that shes a ***** how do u knw shes not in high school or under 18 nd still live with her parents losers!

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