By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

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CaBur 5

Bahahahah!!! Your friend is my hero

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moo_and_bloo 10

I have never learnt any Spanish but even I understood pollo Fritos -_- ydi

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SexyMexi21 23

Hahaha classic! have fun pollo frito. He must love fried chicken then if he didn't correct you.

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droxursox319 8

This is hilarious, but it's really not that hard to Google it if you're desperate, hahaha

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ava_jayy96 6

My mother tried to fool me into saying hello I am an idiot in Serbian and her cousin taught his girlfriend to say hello I am a prostitue when she met his parents. It's very common for people to be assholes like that lol

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kibranoz_fml 3

Perhaps he had a sexual attraction towards fried chicken

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