Intimacy: Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I... - FML

By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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TBD3 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:07

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

SundayNight_fml 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:39

Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?

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hhejwbnpo 0

Wednesday 2 May 2012 23:40

Never trust your friend

MissAntebellum 5

Sunday 6 May 2012 17:20

558 Why do people always assume one cultures joy sticks are smaller or bigger than anoyhet cultures? my hispanic boyfriend had an amazing hammer that gets to drive a nail almost every day... his hammer is the main reason ive stayed with him for 3 years.

kaila332 0

Tuesday 8 May 2012 4:31

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LuckMyFive 4

Thursday 10 May 2012 12:35

How did he even manage to keep it up through all that?

emileethesexy 0

Monday 28 May 2012 4:06

I'm sorry to correct but it should be HE claimed

JordanGarcia 10

Tuesday 3 July 2012 0:54

Holy shit that was funny! i would die laughing if that happened while having sex.

torriegrace 0

Tuesday 10 July 2012 5:30

... AHAHAHAHHAHAHAGAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

mowmowlife 21

Monday 16 July 2012 0:19

...Google it....

xoainarxo 0

Friday 20 July 2012 13:05

I laughed so hard reading this xD

AndyAutopsy 11

Thursday 23 August 2012 4:11

This is why you never trust your friends! Always use Google!

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