Intimacy: Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I... - FML

By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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TBD3 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:07

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

SundayNight_fml 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:39

Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?

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Steffi 26

Saturday 29 September 2012 16:11

FRIED CHICKEN! FRIED CHICKEN, OH OH YEAH! FRIED FRIED CHICKEN!

DohIMissed 6

Tuesday 30 October 2012 0:48

Google Translate.

chiquita_loca 4

Tuesday 22 January 2013 0:52

Quiero Cojer is I want to f**k. I am not sure how to switch that over to f**k me.

paprika_pilipili_fml 14

Friday 15 February 2013 23:03

Your boyfriend must have been really horny in order to keep going despite that ! lol

vixsin 22

Tuesday 26 March 2013 5:38

So great.

bubba2match 2

Tuesday 26 March 2013 7:43

laughing for days

greekgal44 14

Sunday 31 March 2013 6:36

mmm... oh yeah baby... fried chicken.

SunshineNancy 8

Monday 29 April 2013 1:59

Lmao.

DatGuyFlorida 2

Wednesday 15 May 2013 5:12

Basically, you told this guy you were into some bastard child of a hybrid of ********** and necrophilia.

DatGuyFlorida 2

Wednesday 15 May 2013 5:15

Basically, you told this guy you were into some hybrid of ********** and necrophilia.

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