Love: Today, I was going to kiss my girlfriend for the first time.... - FML

By pimples - 06/08/2011 13:08 - Australia

Today, I was going to kiss my girlfriend for the first time. As I leaned in, closed my eyes, and was about to kiss her, she pushed me away and said, "Not with that pimple on your chin." FML

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guitar_god7007 3

Sunday 7 August 2011 14:15

Wow. It actually got through. Thanks people. Now everyone can laugh at my unfortunate existence. For those of you wondering, it was our first date, I had arranged it by phone, that's why I hadn't kissed her yet. And my pimples grow really big, really quickly...

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LabRats_fml 4

Saturday 6 August 2011 19:38

pop it in her face

emetos 8

Saturday 6 August 2011 19:40

Dump the superficial b*tch.

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rockman555555 3

Friday 22 June 2012 5:58

Dump her ass, it'll only get worse.

jdime209 2

Tuesday 27 November 2012 5:32

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Sunday 6 July 2014 4:17

Dump the bitch

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