Health: Today, I was going to my prom. My mom knows I want to drink so...

By coolkid111 - 27/03/2011 00:26 - United States

Today, I was going to my prom. My mom knows I want to drink so to prevent me, she made sure I took my prescription medicine before I left. I guess her way of stopping me from drinking is killing myself If I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 22:23 - United States

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 09:55 - United States

Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML

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By Eres - 11/02/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, my mom took away my medication. She's afraid I'll get "hooked". The medication is anti-anxiety pills. I have horrible anxiety attacks that sometimes cause me to scratch my arms until they bleed. FML

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By DaoOfPow - 23/05/2015 07:51 - United States - Danbury

Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML

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By the only sober one - 15/05/2013 06:21 - United States - San Diego

Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 18:33 - Sweden

Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML

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By creimers - 01/07/2020 23:01

Today, my mom forbade me from taking any allergy medicine, because she is afraid that I'll turn into a meth addict. I have horrible allergies and can barely see or stop sneezing without them. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By TGIkaty - 10/02/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML

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By _Tatyana_ - 13/06/2013 07:05 - United States - Gettysburg

Today, after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I woke up from a much needed nap realizing I should take my pain medication. My mother then told me she had thrown them out so I wouldn't get addicted and become a drug dealer. FML

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jess6blondie9 2

Sunday 27 March 2011 9:16

Then don't drink, duh.

littlemissperfec_fml 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 9:14

You need help

Comments

tuckit 28

Sunday 22 June 2014 3:49

Well now you got no choice.

Marebare23 17

Friday 17 October 2014 3:35

Well, she's just being a good mom.

dreadlocmask 15

Sunday 10 May 2015 14:38

Smart mother

rinzlerkitty94 31

Friday 27 May 2016 2:21

Oh, you're so cool! Drinking on prom night! OP, you clearly have a lot of growing up to do. Your mom is doing you a favor.

sherri_baby88 36

Monday 5 September 2016 5:37

You know what? I get the mom wanting to keep OP safe on their prom night. I do. But I'm also spiteful as hell. If I wanted to drink (which I barely do now, I'm 27) and my mom tried to stop me? Nope. I would've just taken it in front of her, threw it up before it digested, and had as much fun as I wanted. I know I'm gonna get hell for this comment, but its the truth. And no, I did not drink any alcohol on my prom night.