Love: Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I...

By ryansmithho - 24/11/2010 19:06 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML

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By Noname - 05/03/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it she picked it up, put it down and said "no". Then she started to eat the dessert. FML

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By jakethemuss - 09/08/2014 23:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML

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By newlysingle - 14/12/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML

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Not bothered

By Username - 08/02/2011 16:57 - United States

Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML

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By sothatsano - 16/12/2015 08:56 - United States - Spokane

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML

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By CombatShadow45 - 25/11/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML

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By Jim - 28/03/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. I made brownies with walnuts and put an engagement ring into the brownie I gave her. Not only did she choke on the ring, but on the way to the emergency room, I find out she is highly allergic to walnuts. FML

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By single - 27/03/2020 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML

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By failure - 29/07/2011 06:19 - United States

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

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Please don't do this

By Anonymous - 17/03/2010 15:38 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML

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DocBastard 38

Thursday 25 November 2010 0:18

"Baby, I've love you so much. It seems I've always loved you, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Will you marry mFUCKING DOG!!! SPIT IT OUT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!! NOOOOOO!!"

shortystar_fml 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 0:01

ydi, you should know the whole ring going into any kind of food never turns into a happy ending!! lol nice thought though :( stupid dog

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starile 19

Thursday 25 November 2010 0:29

lol I see what you did there

iheartglasses 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 0:31

I never fail to be amused at Docs comments :D But one commenter was right, you should have brought the cookies in AFTER dinner. What kind of cookie did you get a ring to stick in to? SURELY you didnt BAKE it in to it!?

kdsjr 3

Thursday 25 November 2010 0:36

this too shall pass!

Bloodknight 22

Thursday 25 November 2010 0:38

hahaha! nice!

LindseyyMariee 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 0:48

dont worry you'll get it back in a couple of days;)

JERZBornNRaised 7

Thursday 25 November 2010 1:06

nastyyy id just buy a new one, since the stench prob wont go away.. would you want a poop covered ring? yaaaaa didnt think so haha

green_eyes124 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 8:18

Depends on how much it was. Rings are expensive. He should wait till it comes out, wash it, take it to get cleaned, and then try the proposal again. He shouldn't tell her till years down the road. : )

theFMLiest1ofThe 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 0:52

quick change of plans. feed the dog some laxatives and present the ring for dessert in a cup of "chocolate pudding"

luke1998 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 8:08

clever

jakeisawake 3

Thursday 25 November 2010 0:53

You should follow this FML up with another one. "My dog ate the cookie that the proposal ring was in, so I followed his/her ass around digging through poo until I found the ring. Then I took it to a professional cleaner, and I tried a second time to propose. My g/f said no, and then she dumped me."

skyttlz 32

Thursday 25 November 2010 2:31

Yes! That would make this story better!!

remfire 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 1:02

I guess you will be following this dog for several days, as they say "shit happens"

UrLiFsuX 4

Thursday 25 November 2010 4:12

can I ask if that's your dog? and if so where did you get him/her because it's gorgeous!!

Richan 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 1:15

Aww you're sweet

mfelax9556 8

Thursday 25 November 2010 1:23

No see just go outside the next few days spraying his shit with a hose. Eventually you will come across the ring. Just dont tell your girlfriend about it.