Love: Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I...

By ryansmithho - 24/11/2010 19:06 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML

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By Noname - 05/03/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it she picked it up, put it down and said "no". Then she started to eat the dessert. FML

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By jakethemuss - 09/08/2014 23:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML

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By newlysingle - 14/12/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML

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By Username - 08/02/2011 16:57 - United States

Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML

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By sothatsano - 16/12/2015 08:56 - United States - Spokane

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML

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By CombatShadow45 - 25/11/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML

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By Jim - 28/03/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. I made brownies with walnuts and put an engagement ring into the brownie I gave her. Not only did she choke on the ring, but on the way to the emergency room, I find out she is highly allergic to walnuts. FML

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By single - 27/03/2020 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML

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By failure - 29/07/2011 06:19 - United States

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

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Please don't do this

By Anonymous - 17/03/2010 15:38 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML

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DocBastard 38

Thursday 25 November 2010 0:18

"Baby, I've love you so much. It seems I've always loved you, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Will you marry mFUCKING DOG!!! SPIT IT OUT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!! NOOOOOO!!"

shortystar_fml 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 0:01

ydi, you should know the whole ring going into any kind of food never turns into a happy ending!! lol nice thought though :( stupid dog

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thrice324 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 3:47

Well, there is a chance he stuck the ring in the middle having it stick out for her to clearly see.

deviable 9

Thursday 25 November 2010 3:55

oooh should have seen that coming.

TyIsGeek 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 4:17

guess you have to wait until the dog poops it out now

jakeisawake 3

Thursday 25 November 2010 4:55

I mean, he could have done the heimlich maneuver instantly on the dog, and blam; that "bitch" would have upchucked the ring. Though, I don't think the girlfriend would have then been fond of the proposal, but aye, at least it would have been an original proposal unlike the cookie cliche.

catatonicsleep 17

Thursday 25 November 2010 12:16

heimlich is for choking not making thing puke... Dogs eat grass when they want to puke, it's an emetic for them, maybe if you could have got the dog to eat some you would have got the ring right back...

kmet16 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 4:31

haha now instead of digging through a cookie for a ring she will be digging through a big load of crap

StoryOfTheYear 14

Thursday 25 November 2010 5:29

No idea what the crap you're talking about...

gaijin1010 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 5:56

why do people think that rings in food is an ideal way to propose?

kfrizzle2 4

Thursday 25 November 2010 5:59

Did you have to eat the crap before the mum did because you said it was fudge?

ThreeSheetsGone 12

Thursday 25 November 2010 6:33

If you spent a shitload on the ring you could save a little and perform surgery on the dog yourself. You'd be out a dog, but at least your girlfriend would have the ring. If she were to ask, the dog "ran away". Problem solved.