Intimacy: Today, I was hanging out with a co-worker who I really liked....

By Mdrk783 - 02/09/2009 08:41 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a co-worker who I really liked. One thing led to another and we ended up going to her house and hooked up. Once we'd finished, I noticed another co-workers ID on the floor by her bed. I asked her about it and she said he must have dropped it there last night. FML

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By QuinnyZebrass - 02/04/2013 04:11 - United States - Laveen

Today, my creepy co-worker walked up and said, "You know, I was having sex with this girl last night, and I almost said your name." FML

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By cheated - 08/07/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2014 22:05 - United States - Littleton

Today, after leaving my workplace, I realized that I forgot some important work papers. When I went back to get them, I was faced with the sight of my boss and a coworker getting it on against my desk. FML

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littlegolferboy 4

Wednesday 2 September 2009 17:56

And how was your ride on the company bicycle?

Squirrellord911 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:28

whoh... check 4 STDs

Comments

flamemlk 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:25

nice

NaziZombie 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 20:16

you didn't say "FIRST!!!" what is wrong with you?

StudioWreck 0

Monday 16 May 2011 0:52

lol it was pretty nice. and what was OP expecting with such an easy date anyway?

Squirrellord911 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:28

whoh... check 4 STDs

luther14 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 3:13

Your Eskimo Brothers!

chris_the_G 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:32

wow that's so emabrassing for him

broadway_fml 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:34

lol first iPhone!

PenisMcballs 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:48

Damn! she's just running through all your coworkers. FYL

cdrober 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:51

Office ***** do suck, but at least you got some ;) so u deserve it.

tWitt3rBuG 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 17:01

Maybe they just watched a movie?

cheerleader847 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 5:08

ohhh yeah! let me tell you! watching a movie requires going into the bedroom, preferably near the bed, and making him take out his ID and placing it on the floor. If they did watch a movie, they probably watched Scooby Doo.

vb68_fml 28

Tuesday 31 December 2013 4:24

Yep an X movie...

plexico 3

Wednesday 2 September 2009 17:10

We're you thinking of marrying this girl? You shouldn't. You should be happy that you got your turn dipping your dick into the company *****. I wonder what your company's official STD will be: chlamydia, genital warts, the clap?