Intimacy: Today, I was hanging out with a co-worker who I really liked....

By Mdrk783 - 02/09/2009 08:41 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a co-worker who I really liked. One thing led to another and we ended up going to her house and hooked up. Once we'd finished, I noticed another co-workers ID on the floor by her bed. I asked her about it and she said he must have dropped it there last night. FML

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Today, I got back to my hotel at the same time as my supervisor and realized we had rooms right next to each other. I thought it was funny and said good night to him… only to remember that I had slept with HIS boss last night. We were not quiet. FML

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By QuinnyZebrass - 02/04/2013 04:11 - United States - Laveen

Today, my creepy co-worker walked up and said, "You know, I was having sex with this girl last night, and I almost said your name." FML

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By cheated - 08/07/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2014 22:05 - United States - Littleton

Today, after leaving my workplace, I realized that I forgot some important work papers. When I went back to get them, I was faced with the sight of my boss and a coworker getting it on against my desk. FML

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littlegolferboy 4

Wednesday 2 September 2009 17:56

And how was your ride on the company bicycle?

Squirrellord911 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:28

whoh... check 4 STDs

Comments

daleto89 6

Thursday 11 August 2011 17:27

So mean lol

newburton13 26

Wednesday 6 June 2012 23:21

Wow, it is true about there being an office **** at every workplace.

wubbazugg 5

Wednesday 5 September 2012 8:11

Doesn't matter. Had sex.

graced91 10

Thursday 7 November 2013 17:44

Honestly, all these kids screaming she's a ho, or a **** need to go sit down. A guy can run through girls like its nothing, but a girl can't get some dick?

Ashamed_Sister 60

Thursday 9 January 2014 13:48

Oh yeah, this woman gets called a ****, a hoe, a ***** and what not, but she just acted like many guys want to act, and a guy having a different girl every other night would be proud of this and wear it like a badge. I know it's an old FML but I had to say this just in case anyone still reads these old stories.

russiancat464 12

Friday 22 August 2014 23:17

so whats the problem you quivering pussy?

daemonsparta 16

Sunday 2 August 2015 20:49

so you banged the company ****... hope you wrapped your tool

lucasj23 11

Sunday 3 June 2018 19:53

so you thought you were her one and only? lol

shannon2348 14

Friday 17 January 2020 16:30

And??? Oh is she supposed to have no life except you? Grow up. ydi

Nicole Tripp 8

Wednesday 24 February 2021 9:51

Wow people are disgusting. Switch the genders and its a girl saying her Male coworker did this it'd be her fault for dating a player. Because it is a girl she is a **** and definitely has STDs? Wow. Okay. You know men can get STDs too. But women are more likely to have them checked and treated so I don't think she is the problem here. They are not in an exclusive relationship. They hooked up. Get over it prick.