Intimacy: Today, I was hanging out with a co-worker who I really liked....

By Mdrk783 - 02/09/2009 08:41 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a co-worker who I really liked. One thing led to another and we ended up going to her house and hooked up. Once we'd finished, I noticed another co-workers ID on the floor by her bed. I asked her about it and she said he must have dropped it there last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 16:23 - United States

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By QuinnyZebrass - 02/04/2013 04:11 - United States - Laveen

Today, my creepy co-worker walked up and said, "You know, I was having sex with this girl last night, and I almost said your name." FML

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By cheated - 08/07/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2014 22:05 - United States - Littleton

Today, after leaving my workplace, I realized that I forgot some important work papers. When I went back to get them, I was faced with the sight of my boss and a coworker getting it on against my desk. FML

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Wednesday 2 September 2009 17:56

And how was your ride on the company bicycle?

Squirrellord911 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:28

whoh... check 4 STDs

Comments

AkihiroHattori5 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 6:38

Congratulations! You just screwed the office ****! You are now just another victim of hers.

kewldubz 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 23:05

sorry I meant to grab it on my way out... mind bringing it to work tomorrow for me? 

egoeclipse 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 3:52

bring it into work and give it to ur coworker! :D

djsquintz 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 17:19

You mean to tell me the random girl that took you back to her house wasn't a virgin?!? Yes your life is totally ******!

AngieSixx_x0 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 7:30

*****!!!!

dustinbrooks88 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 16:57

sloppy seconds .....well I'm sure you don't really care I mean you did **** her just like that if you cared you wouldn't of let that happen and plus I mean you must notice if some other co-worker likes her or there ******* around so yeah FYL

VitaLp 14

Sunday 7 November 2010 1:19

Dude, you're an idiot. You go home randomly with a chick from your work who you have no commitment with, and you think "**** your life" when you find out she had sex with someone else the night before? WooOwwW!1 That sux bro.