Intimacy: Today, I was hanging out with a co-worker who I really liked....

By Mdrk783 - 02/09/2009 08:41 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a co-worker who I really liked. One thing led to another and we ended up going to her house and hooked up. Once we'd finished, I noticed another co-workers ID on the floor by her bed. I asked her about it and she said he must have dropped it there last night. FML

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Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 04:00

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2018 03:00

Today, I got back to my hotel at the same time as my supervisor and realized we had rooms right next to each other. I thought it was funny and said good night to him… only to remember that I had slept with HIS boss last night. We were not quiet. FML

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By QuinnyZebrass - 02/04/2013 04:11 - United States - Laveen

Today, my creepy co-worker walked up and said, "You know, I was having sex with this girl last night, and I almost said your name." FML

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By cheated - 08/07/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2014 22:05 - United States - Littleton

Today, after leaving my workplace, I realized that I forgot some important work papers. When I went back to get them, I was faced with the sight of my boss and a coworker getting it on against my desk. FML

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littlegolferboy 4

Wednesday 2 September 2009 17:56

And how was your ride on the company bicycle?

Squirrellord911 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:28

whoh... check 4 STDs

Comments

NaziZombie 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 20:05

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

djsquintz 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 17:15

#11 - what?!?

hobo1235 15

Thursday 21 March 2013 0:35

What the hell are you talking about?

teentee401 36

Saturday 26 July 2014 20:35

WTF did I just read?

LatinoHeat 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 20:33

YDI for playing Clay Aiken music while you were making out.

IzraeliiChik 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 21:09

i didnt get it, can sum1 break it down for me?

tony8pie 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 21:24

Congrats on your new STD's!:D YDI for being a man-*****...

akkid17 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 22:50

hey somebody's gotta bang the office ***** so she can fulfill her destiny of spreading genital warts to all who feel it's necessary to get in there

Spongebobsquarep_fml 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 4:46

why is it guys can have all the sex they want with diff girls but when girls do it it makes them slutty

Remegy 3

Thursday 3 September 2009 22:59

When guys do it, it just makes us jerks... and yet, those are the types that the '*****' always go for...

rndg 0

Monday 26 July 2010 21:10

"If a key opens many locks, then it's a master key. If a lock is opened by many keys, then it's a shitty lock." - Sickipedia

Blueglasscup 18

Saturday 10 December 2011 7:16

Well at least we can hit on guys half our age and get called hot when we're older.

benz189 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 6:24

To spongebobsquarepants: that is because girls get loose!

dirtyturban 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 8:48

Guys, shes not a *****. She is free. Therefore, she is a ****. We don't worry about stds here cause we screw camels and were gona die soon anyway

Rajdeep0_o 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 12:06

wow, benz189 u sound like a ass. ha. its so not fair that guys and **** around whenever and when girls do it there called ******. *****, and other random crap. ughh