Funny to him

By Binkplugged - 05/07/2016 18:01

Today, I woke up to my husband chuckling. When I asked him what was so funny. He told me that during the night I attempted to shove one of the kids' pacifiers in his mouth. I don't remember this, at all. He thinks it's hysterical. I'm not sure what to think. FML
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ScratchCatPower 32

Pacifiers for everyone! Tonight maybe you'll unconsciously mutter "Here comes the airplane!" and try to feed your husband with an empty hand.

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mezochan 29

You subconsciously think your husband is a big baby.

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ericanicole1 12

Probably also consciously

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NYM88 26

I think she is unconsciously trying to tell you to stop crying in your sleep. There is no bogeyman under your bed. She checked twice, remember?

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NYM88 26

Yes, I realize that. I was acting as if I was talking to her husband. I guess I didn't get that across very well.

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fishinpink 20

I got it NYM88 :-) and I thought it was great ;-)

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NYM88 26

Thanks! I guess I should have said it more like this: You should really tell him he needs to stop crying in his sleep and remind him you checked under the bed twice for monsters. But, hey. A little too late, I guess.

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ScratchCatPower 32

Pacifiers for everyone! Tonight maybe you'll unconsciously mutter "Here comes the airplane!" and try to feed your husband with an empty hand.

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extremereviews 26

If this is the biggest thing to say FML about your life is going pretty damn good

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HollywoodHitter 21

Just laugh it off, you're a mother, just unconscious instinct.

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SixthSinEnvy 39

I hate to be that guy but the punctuation in this FML is killing me. It seems to be the bigger issue than sleep silliness.

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nix1993 41

I read it like old morse code. Today I woke up to my husband chuckling STOP When I asked him what was so funny STOP

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laceyleitner98 5

I only found one punctuation mistake. She should have put a comma after she asked her husband what he was laughing at. Unfortunately she used a period. She probably used a comma and it autocorrected it.

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blackrose1996 11

Must have been snoring and you were dreaming of the baby crying lol

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pandalover69 26

I don't see how this is a big deal. I think I would just laugh if it were me.

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Saraishi 24

Hush little hubby don't say a word....

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