Miscellaneous: Today, I was hanging out with a friend at IHOP. When I left,...

By Pancakegirl - 18/06/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a friend at IHOP. When I left, a middle aged man in the parking lot offered me $100 to sleep with him in the dumpsters behind the building. That is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML

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You deserved it 4 057

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By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2009 00:11 - Canada

Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML

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You deserved it 18 206

By :| - 16/04/2011 02:04 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2021 04:00 - Canada - Baddeck

Today, while working a night shift completely alone at a truck stop, a trucker asked me to get in the shower with him for a "funner night shift", and threw his towels and clothes at me when I told him no. FML

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By nowimbroketoo - 22/07/2013 17:47 - Australia - Beaumaris

Today, the guy whose son I babysat for six hours straight confessed to being broke, then actually asked if he could pay me with sex instead. FML

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You deserved it 4 351

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I, someone who has experienced only one romantic relationship in my 35 years (which ended 8 years ago), was hit on by a homeless drug felon client at work. FML

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You deserved it 124

By D - 04/12/2011 07:46 - United States

Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML

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You deserved it 5 584

By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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You deserved it 8 190

By Anonymous - 18/02/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML

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You deserved it 2 457

By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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You deserved it 52 215

1Tsk 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 9:37

did you do it?

speedmastaflex 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 9:44

Lol. Dude couldnt afford to take you to a motel?

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TheGrapeApe 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 10:48

Why didn't you do it.. He said he'd give you a bill what's the problem?

gingermonster16 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 11:45

You should have bargained with him for shitt's and gig's. Just to see how much he'd pay for you. Then bear-mace his ass.

bollywood_rocks 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 21:17

hey now! Are you saying hookers aren't cute? Never been to Vegas, 'ave you? hahaha

notsodelighted 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 22:45

Paid Vegas strippers are hot, street walking Vegas strippers are not, and just a touch of sad too.

Ajorioles 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 20:03

Lol. this is the mace they use on bears , ******!

voveraite 7

Thursday 18 June 2009 11:52

People, people, maybe I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today, but why does everyone have to make such silly jokes and not sympathize? OP, FYL, being offered money for sex is really depressing. I don't think you are so physically unappealing, otherwise the guy wouldn't dare mistake you for a street worker (unless your apparel was more than a bit revealing). So chin up, and press the ignore button in such cases.

georgia_fml 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 12:42

Oh dear, FYL indeed.

jaimert 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 12:51

I wouldve done it for 500

p00p0ster0us 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 13:56

Aw, the poor man was so tired he wanted you to sleep with him. I guess so you could keep watch so nobody would steel his wallet and shoes, while he slept.

pempem 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 14:09

Well there are people who have never been hit on since birth lol be thankful

Phallus_fml 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 14:12

Did he do anal or 69? I prefer the former. Lucky you, bitch.

FreedomFirst 0

Friday 19 June 2009 16:41

Lol. Yuck.

plexico 3

Thursday 18 June 2009 14:24

IN THE DUMPSTER! FTW! On second thought, it was behind an IHOP. Having sex with a stranger on a bed of half-eaten pancakes and several flavors of syrups could be very erotic. Now, I know what I want to do for my anniversary.