By Casden - 13/09/2009 15:57 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML
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theluckygirl28 8

lmao thats madd funny!! i had that with a craigslist posting.... :/ oh well, at least you have a chance to make new friends (:

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geesquared 0

put HIS number all over popular youtube videos... ouch

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triplethreat13 0

That's hilarious! I don't think people usually call those numbers anyway. But a friend of mine drove by a trailer with a "for sale" sign on it and he prank-called the number. So you never know.

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cheetahboo2010 5

I put an enemy of mine's phone number on a bathroom stall in the public park once. She got a bunch of phone calls :) I loved it lol.

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john_bell 0

I read a joke ages ago that said that. Starchild21 is a PHONEY, everyone thought it was original and didn't know about the PHONEY, see I'm original no one else has called anyone a PHONEY repeatedly. Especially a fat guy. PHONEY

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jonny1878 0

not really an fml, you were joking about it to her so clearly you dont care that much

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plexico 3

Where's Lyrics Boy?!?!?! 867-5309 Come on! At first, it was cute, but then it became annoying. And then it became addictive. Now I see an FML and after the reflective wise-ass comment I usually post, I think what lyrics are going to come up. Some of them are so obvious they jump out at me.

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gonzolove 0

I know, ireply_with_lyrics has been slacking lately. The comments just aren't the same.

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Intoxicunt 5

Oh, I was thinking Poison's Talk Dirty To Me. I guess a combo would work... But Lyrics guys doesn't know these songs because they aren't ****-ry.

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gonzolove 0

Hey, he's working on expanding. I mentioned some songs to him and he seemed very open-minded.

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Intoxicunt 5

I know. I mentioned some to him as well. I just think he shouldn't use any more country. Ever. And I've told him this. Too much of a bad thing is horrible, lol. Personally, I would just look up lyrics to songs I don't know, so that I am not limited to my own preferred genre.

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gonzolove 0

Maybe he's working day and night to build up a personal database of all possible topics posted on FML and finding all lyrics in all genres that apply and THAT'S why he hasn't been posting recently. I picture empty Hot Pocket wrappers and Red Bull cans piled high around the computer.

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Intoxicunt 5

Lol. Gonzolove, your comments are win. You too, Mercy.

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gonzolove 0

Intoxicunt, much love to you, pretty lady.

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Besker 0

what the hell does Twitter have to do with anything in this post? I think you're smoking too much crack

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Zigorathane 0

YDI? You dumb idiot? It's YOU DESERVED IT. Hahah irony.

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Belief_fml 0

This sounds like an MLIA.

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xxBAMFxx 0

Seriously starchild21? You kinda ripped that trick off a vitamin water bottle... didn't you?

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Starchild21 3

Umm no we actually learned about it in Phsycology 120. If you actually decide to go to college you might learn some cool things too. Dumbass

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Intoxicunt 5

Yet they didn't teach you to spell 'psychology'? ;)

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Starchild21 3

Lol yea yea my mistake. :P Never did like the class anyway

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Starchild21 3

Lol I know. :) But you're right to have pointed that out, haha I can't believe I misspelled it. :P I blame your new pics ;)

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Intoxicunt 5

UHN TISS UHN TISS. You should see the ones I DIDN'T upload to Myspace. ;) You wouldn't be able to spell your own name (though, admittedly, it isn't the most common name).

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pecacelovecheer 0

what a great best friend you have

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