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By idiotfucks - 30/04/2014 20:56 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I was hanging out with my friends, and we got the idea to do some improv comedy together for a laugh. Barely two minutes into our fake political debate, everyone had apparently forgotten it was all a joke. Raging ensued, and a vicious fight quickly followed. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2023 14:30

Today, I pranked my friend and started a fake fight. However, she opened up and admitted to doing a bunch of stuff. We've now stopped being friends. FML

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By fakelaugher - 20/12/2010 03:41 - United States

Today, I found out that my friends have been "fake laughing" whenever I make a joke just so that the situation doesn't get awkward. FML

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By ali - 03/07/2012 11:51 - United States - Livingston

Today, I was having an argument with my girlfriend in front of our friends. I didn't want her to spoil my good time, so I ignored her until she disappeared. She re-appeared thirty minutes later just to throw a punch that would make Muhammad Ali jealous. Our friends' reaction? They clapped. FML

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It's the way I don't tell 'em

By anonanon - 28/09/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I tried to tell a funny story at a party, but halfway through I forgot the punchline. I panicked and awkwardly mumbled something while everyone stared at me, waiting for something funny to happen. FML

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By sh3n-D - 07/06/2012 21:26 - Denmark - Herning

Today, I was having a debate with my friend, who actually believes karma is real. He got very angry with me and stormed off, tripping over his own feet in the process. I laughed and asked what he'd done in a past life to deserve that one. He responded by getting up and punching me. FML

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Been there, done that

By Anonymous - 13/11/2024 03:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I confidently told a joke at a party, only to completely butcher the punchline. Everyone still laughed… at me instead of the joke. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2013 00:26 - Iceland

Today, at an open mic comedy club, my jokes went down so poorly that someone decided to hurl a chair at me on-stage. FML

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What's going on?

By Anonymous - 01/02/2023 22:00

Today, I went to a political debate, and now I'm more confused than when I arrived. FML

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Smile politely and keep cool

By Anonymous - 06/03/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, yet again, despite the fact that I don't know anything about politics, I got roped into a political discussion with my roommates. FML

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You deserved it 286

By Flubber - 07/02/2009 05:44 - Australia

Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was there as well as her boss, and a few other managers and directors. We started discussing politics in the context of our latest project. I tried to say "erratic election". I almost succeeded. FML

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toxic_walrus 15

Thursday 1 May 2014 1:02

Sounds like the real life internet

DraconicFeline 31

Thursday 1 May 2014 1:02

Don't joke about politics. Just don't. It always ends badly.

Comments

cakefete2 30

Thursday 1 May 2014 2:53

Agreed. Politicians tend to be clowns. Shows such as Daily Show or Colbert Report highlight this fact.

PizzaDeliveryGrl 19

Thursday 1 May 2014 3:13

Don't joke about politics. Like, ever. Someone is going to get pissed off and the entire thing will end with at least one person crying, two others continuing their argument, and two others flipping everyone the bird and walking away. I KNOW these things, OP. Don't do it.

Zebediabolical 39

Thursday 1 May 2014 3:48

Yeah. You should have debated religion and abortion instead!

jdesa 2

Thursday 1 May 2014 4:15

R u and ur friends all in the drama club?

johbstonjacob 8

Thursday 1 May 2014 5:00

Youtube comments in a nutshell

darbmutat 12

Thursday 1 May 2014 5:37

I didn't know politics could be serious anymore...

De_Bri 16

Thursday 1 May 2014 8:10

But improv is suppose to be fun

Irreverend 23

Thursday 1 May 2014 9:24

Yes, And... is the heart of improv. No wonder it escalated.

darkfireflame 15

Thursday 1 May 2014 10:04

YDI for doing politics.

Sangue0608 26

Thursday 1 May 2014 11:32

@8 and 15 and religion, can't forget about religion.

conaidws 7

Thursday 1 May 2014 15:59

Debating politics, even if just pretending is bad. It's kinda like play wrestling. It's all fun and games at first, but eventually someone ends up in a real fight. People are too serious sometimes.