By konichiwa - 02/11/2009 22:03 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was hanging out with my friends. My friend started talking about how unfair it is that women can use their breasts to get promotions. I told him that he has no place to talk, as he used his "d*ck" a few months ago with his female boss. His girlfriend of 3 years was sitting next to me. FML
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EffYoLife 14

well thats what he gets for cheating on his girlfriend. if he didnt do that, you wouldnt have had that story to tell. so oh well FHL (eff HIS life)

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Chyanime 0

Ouch! Score man XD Way to put your friend down....but way to get yourself in a bunch of trouble....How was your trip at the hospital? lol

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Cam_On_Top 0

He totally Deserved it!! LOL but horrible timing on your part!

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RosedVampire 0

If your friend did cheat on his girlfriend, the girl had the right to know! FHerLife.

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jaawn 0

nobody got ****** everyone won you got him to stop annoying you about boobs being unfair ( which they arent because dicks are level it out) he won because he got a promotion (niiice) she won cuz he probably got her a better present everyones a winner with dicks

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SadinSherman 16

I don't think she won her bf cheated on her

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stupid20201 0

well that makes u a dick

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hazelkee 0

not a fml. it's more like a ydtrt.

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