Miscellaneous: Today, I was hanging out with some of my friends when I fell...

By HAIRY - 26/04/2012 20:23 - United States - Iowa City

Today, I was hanging out with some of my friends when I fell asleep. When I woke up, I found that they had shaved the F word into my arm. I don't know what is more disturbing: the fact that this is what my friends do for fun, or that I have enough arm hair to have four letters shaved into it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2013 06:19 - United States - New Castle

Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML

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By mushroomtop - 23/09/2017 23:15

Today, I woke up extremely hung over on a friend's couch after a night of heavy drinking and partying. To my horror, I discovered that, in my drunken state, I'd allowed said friend's six-year-old daughter to trim my hair. I now have a bowl cut. FML

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By wtfguys - 13/10/2014 08:17 - United States

Today, I got back from a weekend at my best friend's house. Apparently, he and his friend invented a new game. It involves sticking duct tape to their pubic hairs, ripping them out, and sticking as many as possible on my face and body before I wake up. FML

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By Funnymann - 22/01/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

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By I will find you and I will fucking fuck y - 05/01/2014 20:39 - United Kingdom - Falmouth

Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2009 07:08 - Canada

Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML

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By WaxOnWaxOff - 06/09/2012 21:50 - United States - Denver

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 21:56 - Sweden - V?llingby

Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML

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Awahso 25

Friday 27 April 2012 0:43

At least it wasn't your head.

DocBastard 38

Friday 27 April 2012 0:43

F your arm. Your Sasquatch-like arm.

Comments

Calyx_fml 21

Friday 27 April 2012 8:23

What four letter F word? Foul? Fear? Fact? Flip? Funk? Foot?

Ugi 26

Friday 27 April 2012 10:48

Fool, it would seem.

nunu76 4

Friday 27 April 2012 9:36

hang in there hairball

littledancer55 1

Friday 27 April 2012 13:40

Lmfao and ur a girl 2!

Scands_59 14

Friday 27 April 2012 13:45

Hairy arms isn't too bad :) a few sessions of laser therapy and the hair will be gone forever!!! :)

unicornfairy 0

Friday 27 April 2012 14:26

9Well if you don't want to shave you also have other options. You could wax as others have mentioned, or you could bleach your arm hairs if they are dark. As a girl with hairy arms. I have found that bleaching has made dramatic difference and it isn't as annoying as having to shave everyday. Waxing is a good option but it kind of looks awkward when the hairs have grown enough to be visible but not long enough to be waxed. And if you just want to remain the same, thats okay. Honestly some of the reactions on here are far more appalling than how they perceive your hairiness to be.