By Fatherdaughter - 28/07/2017 11:21

Today, I was having a chat with a fellow veteran I bumped into at a car show. He ended the conversation by turning to my dad and saying, "you're lucky to catch a young honey like this." Then went on to ask if we'd tried anal yet. FML
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C8H18 33

OP here. My dad walked off acting like he hadn't heard anything as I yelled, "That's my FATHER!"

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Lobby_Bee 17

Who would ask that even to a legitimate couple? That's way too personal.

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INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Oh god, how awkward! what did your dad say?

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TheDiceMan69 3

Well did you!?!

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THE COLIN 12

I guess the guy is just checking on himself an asshole asking about the asshole woow??

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piinksock 17

I feel like the only reason he'd say something like that is you have a reputation around the base. It's too out of left field otherwise. He was purposely trying to humiliate you.

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C8H18 33

Missed the veteran part, and car show part, huh? We weren't on a base, were never stationed anywhere near each other, he'd separated from the military 20 years before I was even born, I'm a virgin (yes, I know, shocking in this day and age), we know none of the same service memebera, and I'd never met this man before the day of the car show.

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frozennickel 4

any chance your dad put him up to it....?

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C8H18 33

Not a chance. My dad is very reserved and walked off immediately. The guy went on to tell me his 40 yr old girl friend (he's 75) just let him stick it in her pooper for the first time, and he was hoping to swap a different sort of "war" stories with my non-military "boyfriend." But he misjudged the situation badly.

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