Miscellaneous: Today, I was having an argument with my girlfriend in front of...

By ali - 03/07/2012 11:51 - United States - Livingston

Today, I was having an argument with my girlfriend in front of our friends. I didn't want her to spoil my good time, so I ignored her until she disappeared. She re-appeared thirty minutes later just to throw a punch that would make Muhammad Ali jealous. Our friends' reaction? They clapped. FML

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By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2012 04:55 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML

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By hero to zero - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 23:03 - Belgium - Schepdaal

Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML

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By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 18:23 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML

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By lucasbeck99 - 31/03/2015 09:35 - United States - Mabank

Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML

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You deserved it 3 870

By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML

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By dumped - 23/08/2015 10:22 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML

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By sh3n-D - 07/06/2012 21:26 - Denmark - Herning

Today, I was having a debate with my friend, who actually believes karma is real. He got very angry with me and stormed off, tripping over his own feet in the process. I laughed and asked what he'd done in a past life to deserve that one. He responded by getting up and punching me. FML

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saIty 17

Tuesday 3 July 2012 18:51

I think she just made you her bitch. Now go make her a sandwich.

perdix 29

Tuesday 3 July 2012 18:51

Float like a butterfly Sting like a bee Now your balls Belong to a she.

Comments

jackcandle 10

Tuesday 3 July 2012 19:28

*clap clap*

PerfasarusRex 3

Tuesday 3 July 2012 19:31

That's just immature to A) fight in public and B) ignore her. You're an ass. I hope you're single now.

sk8rgirljj 0

Tuesday 3 July 2012 19:36

That's why you don't ignore her. Maybe try telling her that you'd rather talk about that alone :) *claps for her*

Shrike 23

Tuesday 3 July 2012 22:03

Yeah, and if it'd been the boyfriend premeditating this and punching his girlfriend out cold, you'd be screaming bloody murder. You're a pathetic piece of sexist shit who advocates domestic violence.

Dixbfloppin 11

Tuesday 3 July 2012 19:40

Um, no, 44. Ignoring someone is a mature way of stopping an argument. Punching OP in the face for being ignored is way out of line and very immature of her.

Kog_Hiro 17

Tuesday 3 July 2012 19:44

One was obviously being an ass so the other got pissed. I understand when you want to have a good time round friends, but ya got to handle your business with the girl first. Anyways... DAMN!!! She's a scrapper!

kitten1323 19

Tuesday 3 July 2012 19:44

Nobody would be saying YDI if the roles were reversed. I think it was stupid of OP to ignore his girlfriend instead of talking things out with her. But she had no right to lay her hands on him. That's abuse, no matter who did it to whom.

amandajlucas2015 2

Tuesday 3 July 2012 19:44

Um no 51 it is immature to ignore the person and most likely will cause the fight to last longer as it did the girl went off for thirty minutes and came back and punched te shit out of him.. If he would have pulled her off to the side an talked it out with her in private te matter could have been settled quickly and easily and they could have both gone back to having a good time