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By jayswizzle89 - 29/07/2014 07:58 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I was having coffee with an old friend I hadn't seen since university. I asked about her husband; she replied, "He died" and walked off. I was confused, so I stood up and took off after her. She then reminded me that I was at his funeral, and then slapped me in the face. FML

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By Oops - 02/11/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, I was at a party and saw an old friend from college. I went up to her asking how she was and how her family was. She went on to tell me that her husband left her a month ago and started crying. I told her that he was an ass anyway and that she didn't need him. Turns out he died. FML

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By elizabethyeo - 20/02/2012 10:01 - Australia

Today, I was speaking to an old friend and I asked her how her mother was. She replied, "She passed away, you came to her funeral last month." FML

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By Virginiedetibo - 22/10/2011 02:09 - France

Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

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By Huge A Hole - 01/02/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML

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By fistpumpin4life - 10/10/2010 00:51 - France

Today, at work, I asked a lady how she was doing. When she replied, I didn't understand her, and instead of asking her what she'd said, I just replied with, "Oh, that's good." What she'd said that I didn't understand was that her husband had just died. FML

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By itwasajoke - 25/12/2016 21:23

Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 04:00

Today, I ran into an old friend, and she asked me how I was doing. I replied, "Still alive!" like I always do. I forgot both of her parents recently passed away. FML

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Today, my (now ex) best friend wore funeral attire to my wedding, and instead of a speech, she gave a eulogy, making it sound like my new husband had brutally murdered me. FML

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By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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Classic move

By Anonymous - 01/04/2022 20:00 - Canada - Saint-jérôme

Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML

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NinjaDitto623 14

Tuesday 29 July 2014 14:43

How do you just forget that?!?!

Ebolaconflict 11

Tuesday 29 July 2014 14:43

you deserved it

Comments

missyfiona89 28

Tuesday 29 July 2014 15:41

you must be a special kind of special.

Dave_Davington 33

Tuesday 29 July 2014 15:42

Wow. Now that's the kind of stupid that's so incredibly, mind-bogglingly stupid that it's actually impressive.

Blippety 23

Wednesday 6 August 2014 22:16

And your memory is absolutely perfect, right? You've never once forgotten something important?

ro1lola 5

Tuesday 29 July 2014 15:49

Am I the only one that thinks the OP is not the one with the bad memory? Maybe she hadn't seen her friend since university, and her friend just mis-remembered her being at the funeral? Or, maybe her friend confused her with someone else?

TheMathMajor 26

Tuesday 29 July 2014 16:53

That's what I thought too, this one needs a follow up :)

stumpyj 10

Tuesday 29 July 2014 20:44

I read it that the OP just forgot the funeral because they said the friend reminded them about it.

aliceanon 13

Tuesday 29 July 2014 15:50

That's really depressing.

mccrightp 29

Tuesday 29 July 2014 15:59

I don't believe this actually happened. If it did then you REALLY deserved it !

ThepurpleCow 19

Tuesday 29 July 2014 16:17

Ydi for having a short term memory.

leeloo900 9

Tuesday 29 July 2014 16:39

Omg, are you serious?! -.-" YDI and stop being in lala land.

anyoldnamewilldo 23

Tuesday 29 July 2014 16:59

I am torn because of my confusion....hoping to see a follow up. If you really hadn't seen her since University and she's mistaken...then FYL. If she is right and you had actually forgotten attending the funeral....which is mind boggling to me...then YDI and owe her a huge apology.

sjbartholome 14

Tuesday 29 July 2014 17:18

its not an assumption ... its implied by the fact that OP hasn't seen her friend since university. Who knows how long that's been?

B00K_L0V3R93 31

Tuesday 29 July 2014 17:23

Ok, this definitely needs a follow up. I'm torn between YDI if you truly did forget her husband died especially after having gone to the funeral and FYL if she's mistaken and you didn't know.