By Anonymous - 05/02/2012 15:45 - Reserved

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
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tropicalkisser 0

And that would be the person called quagmire :p

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FirstTigerHobbes 13

No I believe he said: "it was the best French fry he'd ever eaten."

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eigelste 0

Sounds like a bedroom dinner is coming for you later

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Right_Click 12

Just hope next time it's not a Chicken McNugget.

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KiddNYC1O 20

If it were ketchup he'd lick it and bust a nut right there.

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sammyjanette 17

If there were ever a time to give someone a kick to the balls...this would be it.

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ligerzero459 24

I'm usually strongly against kicking guys in the balls...but he actually deserves it

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CoolRainbowdash 15

He was saying in his mind, I'm lovin' it

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music_woman1 11

I suppose this man was watching you.. "oh she dropped a chip let me help her" creepy.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

It probably was the best French fry hes ever eaten.

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pinkcrayola 0

Well yeah that's what he said.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

So the secret ingredient to the perfect fries is...boob sweat! I think I'm gonna go try it, although my sweat glands are underactive so I publicly apologize beforehand to the random ladies in the park I'll use for my recipe.

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Enslaved 36

Okay, that's funny as hell but I definitely wouldn't want anything like that to happen to me. :P

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perdix 29

Damn! On to Plan B. Back to the ol' drawing board.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Perdix stop trying to pick up girls from FML, you'll scare them in real life, you're just too awesome (and you don't need any more restraining orders)

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perdix 29

Thanks, bizarre? Why are you giving me this advice? Are you in the market for more perdix lovin'? Some lucky girl is going to hit the jackpot someday ;)

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Rawr6591 21

Am I the only one thinking how did he get so close to your breasts to pick out the french fry

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Awsumuzzie 12

I was wondering too. She saw the french fry siting there, and sat there and stared at it. That gave him time to walk up to her.

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thunter2000 2

Yes. McDonalds is full of classy people. Besides if you will eat McDonalds you'll eat almost anything.

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thiscrazything 1

I have to agree. I think they "spike" the food so it tastes good, and people get hooked on it. Possibly the lowest grade food you could eat. I know this will get thumbed down because people love McDonalds, but it would do some folks a world of good if they cut it out of their diets.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Oh goodie, a Big Mac. (finishes eating), ohhh a cockroach/dead rat/beetle, i'm gonna eat it! (sarcasm) Not true, I go to McDonalds sometimes and I am not willing to eat something more disgusting than McDonalds. Not everyone who goes to "Micky dee's" are people with poor culinary tastes. Quit pulling "information" of other people you don't even know straight from your arse. Arguement invalid, dumbfuck...

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

62, You're partially correct. Watch the movie Forks Over Knives, there's a part in there that explains why fast and junk food is so addictive. You can even find just that part on YouTube, I'm pretty sure. It's a very simple, yet eye opening concept.

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The_Hitdude 12

#94 All I can say about that movie is...wow. Weird...it's like since I've seen that movie I seem to see it everywhere. A great Warhol though! Oh and P.S. Look up how they make chicken nuggets. You'll never eat at McDonalds again!

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