By Anonymous - 05/02/2012 15:45 - Reserved

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
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tropicalkisser 0

And that would be the person called quagmire :p

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FirstTigerHobbes 13

No I believe he said: "it was the best French fry he'd ever eaten."

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amanda_447 0

Why was he that close to you?

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MsAnnaH 1

Okey, please forgive me... Ewwww!! That is.. SO unbelievabley creppy! I can't belive that someone would do that! I feen so sry for you :(

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5t3ff1k4h 44

What in the hell does 'creppy' mean? Is it a new word or something?

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desireev 17

I'm still trying to figure out what 'feen' means... Hhhhmmmm..... And to think I almost forgave you! Not with that spelling, honey!

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waitwhatsgoingon 18

You can't be that sorry if you don't know how to spell it.

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PaperCandles 0

You know what they meant to say, regardless of spelling mistakes. This isn't English class. Chill the **** out.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

These aren't spelling mistakes. This is a blatant ignorance; they actually seem to think words are spelled like this. In all seriousness, if you don't like the corrections and comments, ignore them. It's not like I'm the only one who feels this way; look at the trail of comments behind mine.

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pfclunchbox005 1

I think is is a fake story

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_MidnightLuna_ 17

Obviously, one of two things had to happen. He was extremely nearby, that she just didn't have a few seconds to get it out of her shirt, OR she just didn't give a f*ck whether or not the fry was there, and waited a good minute or so before removing it, which made the man feel temptation to grab it and eat it. Either way, it's disgusting. But I think YDI.

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ouchie1013 0

this your fault. your the one who went in there, so it basically comes with the territory.

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mommapanda 0

99-Going into a restaurant to eat doesn't give a creeper the right to invade her personal space! According to your profile, you're in high school. So let's give a scenario.... You eat lunch in the school lunchroom, you have fries as part of your lunch, and one of them falls down your shirt/bra. A random schoolmate, one you don't know, comes up and snatches it from your shirt/bra and eats it. Since you eat in the lunchroom, it's your schoolmate's right to violate your personal space?!? I think not. I think your schoolmate would, at the very least, be facing suspension for misconduct!

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Dracoboxer357 35

99- How in the world is this OP's fault? Because she walked into a restaurant, she's now open game for sexual assault/harassment? So if I go to a karate tournament as a spectator, I'm asking to eat a round house kick for it? I've heard that foolish logic before to justify some creep groping a woman at a bar, because she was dressed up, thus she "asked for it." :p If I knew who you were in real life, I'd make a point to never be within 100 feet of you, because I wouldn't want you to believe I needed you to put a cap in my ass. ;P You have a very....unique way of seeing the world. You have my pity.

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