By cigarettes - 11/12/2014 18:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was having sex when a cigarette craving came on. I don't know what's worse, the fact I asked for a cigarette break in the middle of sex or I take that long. FML
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Same thing different taste

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If you can't manage that craving for long enough to finish a task, like sex, then you should look into quitting cigarettes. They're interferring with your life and generally that's the sign you have an addiction.

Probably the odd one out here, but I would of said "great idea" and had one with you :)

tuffykat 8

i with her, dont see how any of this is bad! sounds like my kind of fun!

Addiction is a powerful thing, OP. I've seen my MIL pick up butts off the ground a parking lot when she has no money for cigarettes, so your story doesn't surprise me at all. FYL because you're trapped in a horrible addiction.

1. As already stated, there's no gender listed. 2. Not all women come after oral, either. I find oral to be over stimulating as well as disgusting, so I'd be more likely to get off on penetration, even though I haven't in the fourteen years I've been sexually active. In fact, oral sex is so distasteful to me that I'd probably claim cigarette addiction to get out of it, even though I don't smoke.

F her life honestly. That would feel horrible to have someone stop in the middle and ask if they could have a cig break.

Why not try something new sex with cigarette... cigarette with sex as long you're smoking ....

Try nicotine patches and wean yourself off of them. Soon you won't need those cig breaks at all.

I tried the patches once. Turns out that I am allergic to the adhesive in the patch. The gum makes me throw up also. So far the only thing that seems to help me is my electronic cig. Of course I am now addicted to that so...yea.