By OhFseriously123 - 06/08/2009 10:05 - Italy

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Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML
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sportmaster525 0

why did you check your text in the middle of your "activity"?

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Anderling 32

That sucks. At least your sister's honest with you. FYL.

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avalanche719 0

Eh you said "girl" not "girlfriend" so **** what the ***** thinks, you got some ass!

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mobius8 0

If they're not dating, why is she the ***** and not him?

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urMOMZin2TROLLZ 0

Because guys can't be ******. Only girls can.

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mobius8 0

No. You're just thinking of your mom.

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avalanche719 0

They're probably both ****** EXCEPT he had to work to get her into bed. Her? Not So Much. But if it's a one night stand? Screw it, you're getting laid and adding a notch to the belt loop. Forget Feelings

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urMOMZin2TROLLZ 0

Ok. Considering I was put up for adoption, your probably right, my mom couldve been a *****. And that adds to my point. Guys can't be ******. Because only girls can and my mom was a girl. I think.

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bexox 0

Ever heard the term "manwhore"?

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urMOMZin2TROLLZ 0

Ever heard the saying "Shut the **** up the winner has already been announced"?

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escape2music 0

YDI for doing it when your little sister was in the house. Get a brain. I'm scarred for life from when my brother would do his girlfriend when i was right down the hall. And why did you answer a text when you were having sex?

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XxmidnightXx4545 0

Wow your life sucks.

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Kay_Ell_Dee 0

Yup, I agree with your sister.. if she was making THAT much noise, then chances are she was faking it. & dang she must not have been a good lay if you were checking text messages during sex! :p

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CL41RE 0

YDI for having sex with just a girl

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SweetieLish 0

If this is actually real, it totally made my day.

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NobodyUKnow 0

Paris Hilton stops in the middle of sex to answer her phone, why can't everyone else?

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bexox 0

Right. We should all strive to be like Paris Hilton. *gag*

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letitbe56 0

Plus, if she's faking it, she probably doesn't like you that much. If a guy thinks he showed you a really good time, he won't get all pouty when you don't want to stay the night. And he might even walk you home! Honestly though, have some respect for your sister. Just tell your partner the walls are thin and you need to be quiet. Not that hard. Why to the dee to the eye.

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deaditegirl 0

YDI- if you're the kind who checks text messages during sex, she probably *is* faking it.

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berrySMOOTHIE 0

Why in the hell would you be checking your text messages while having sex. No. That would have pissed me off if I was your girlfriend.

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