Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and...

By OhFseriously123 - 06/08/2009 10:05 - Italy

Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML

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By awskme - 09/01/2010 00:36 - France

Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfriend of nine months. She was making a lot of noise, so I told her to keep it down, and reminded her that my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later, I got a text from my sister, saying my parents wanted to make sure I was wearing a condom. FML

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By MrAwsum - 17/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

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By Mkimmi - 12/02/2015 07:39 - United States - State College

Today, I had to fall asleep to my next-door neighbors having sex because our walls are paper thin. What bothered me the most wasn't listening to them doing it, but knowing that she was faking it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2014 18:46 - United States - Swartz Creek

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend, and I cheekily told him about something I'd read that's supposed to feel really good during sex. I then heard his sister sarcastically say, "Yeah, that does feel pretty good". Apparently he'd had me on speaker the whole time. FML

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By TooLoud - 31/05/2015 00:12 - United States - Moorpark

Today, I got a text from my neighbor complaining about my girlfriend and me being too noisy in bed. I'm at work. FML

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By Awkward... - 29/01/2013 09:40 - United States - Killeen

Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML

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By puking now - 14/12/2013 00:34 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, my sister brought a guy home while our parents were out. They had sex in her bedroom. I heard everything. The worst part wasn't her stupidly excessive moaning; it was that the moans sounded eerily similar to a cow mooing. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 14:48 - United States

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 23:41 - France

Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2012 17:45 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML

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sportmaster525 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 16:08

why did you check your text in the middle of your "activity"?

Anderling 32

Thursday 6 August 2009 16:07

That sucks. At least your sister's honest with you. FYL.

Comments

The_Cait 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 19:57

Wait..did you read the text while having sex? Sounds like she wasn't the only one pretending to be enjoying the sex.

kewl92 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 19:57

people who ******* scream during sex are idiots.

coolbeans26 12

Sunday 13 December 2015 17:41

Stated by someone who clearly has never made anyone scream during sex

mj2123 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 19:58

I think I like your sister. She sounds cool.

sovietkitsch 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:06

YDI for being bad in bed.

chrismace 11

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:43

That sucks, but it's still really funny. Besides that's what you get for having sex with her sister in the next room.

idontwantone 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:47

ok i am seriously about to pee my pants from laughing too hard. but really no checking text during sex. ruins the moment.

Knare 2

Thursday 6 August 2009 21:11

LOL. you have a awesome sister!!

liveBabylon 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 21:27

when I was 9, me my brother (14) at the time, and his girlfriend were drinking i got drunk passed out and I woke up to them ******* while I was on the bed :( the vision is still stuck in my head.