Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and...

By OhFseriously123 - 06/08/2009 10:05 - Italy

Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML

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By Awkward... - 29/01/2013 09:40 - United States - Killeen

Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML

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By puking now - 14/12/2013 00:34 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, my sister brought a guy home while our parents were out. They had sex in her bedroom. I heard everything. The worst part wasn't her stupidly excessive moaning; it was that the moans sounded eerily similar to a cow mooing. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 14:48 - United States

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 23:41 - France

Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2012 17:45 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML

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sportmaster525 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 16:08

why did you check your text in the middle of your "activity"?

Anderling 32

Thursday 6 August 2009 16:07

That sucks. At least your sister's honest with you. FYL.

Comments

baby_1 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 18:53

she really can't have been that good if you looked at your phone at the same time.

plexico 3

Thursday 6 August 2009 18:57

If she's screaming, "Oh, God," it's fake. If she's screaming, "Oh, shit," it's real.

wbrycem 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 19:25

Winner winner chicken dinner

MoobyTheCow 2

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:39

Actually, the real test is if she can finish the sentence.

bexox 0

Friday 7 August 2009 0:57

And if she yells "Aw crap! Aw crap!" she's from Wisconsin. FG ref. so chill the **** out, cheeseheads.

amstillives 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 19:04

YDI for teaching your little sister how to have sex. You PERVERT!! you mustve had sex with her too.

emorockerownage 9

Thursday 6 August 2009 19:23

That doesn't make any sense.... if she would know and he did it....... but anyway THIS DUDES SISTER IS A GENIUS

po_ta_to 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 14:53

'Little sister' doesn't have to mean little kid. The OP could be 18 or 19 and his sister 16. What's the harm in that?

ryanr21 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 19:11

you read texts... while having sex... wow

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 19:27

1) You should specify how old your sister is so there isn't an annoying argument about it again (although this time we can safely say she's probably like... 13+ if she knows. Since, y'know, people are having sex that young now). 2) ... Why the hell did you check your text messages in the middle of sex anyway? Talk about a mood killer. Plus it's just a stupid idea in general.

goodtimesx2 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 19:38

totally agree

_electricbonbon 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 19:45

YDI for having a little sister.

Mexistache 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 19:46

He never said he checked the text during sex! You are all stupid ******* twats for inferring things from the OP. He obviously checked it after sex while feeling good about his performance, and realized that not only was the girl probably faking but his little sister is a filthy *****.