By OhFseriously123 - 06/08/2009 10:05 - Italy

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Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML
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sportmaster525 0

why did you check your text in the middle of your "activity"?

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Anderling 32

That sucks. At least your sister's honest with you. FYL.

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alphaxzero 0

werd. why check your phone while hving sex

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Honda288 2

Bet your mother or father borrowed it and sent it to you.

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dramakat11 0

That's not necessarily true. I never fake it and I'm extremely loud. And I also agree you shouldn't check texts while having sex. YDI.

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claritin 0

Ha. I thought I was the only one. I try really hard to keep it down, but it's really hard.

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mobius8 0

F her life maybe. Dunno why you'd care though.

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why_me14 0

YDI for checking a text during sex! No wonder she was faking you werent even into it! lol

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finnishpirate 0

Maybe it's just me but I've checked text messages/answered the phone during sex before.

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I_Love_Isms 0

She isn't definitely faking it... sometimes it IS that good to be making a hell of a lot of noise ;) .... however, if you were checking your text messages during it, then it couldn't have been that good...too bad your sister and tons of people on this site think that there is no such thing as sex so good that it can make two people really loud (because it means they haven't had it!)

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russianspy1234 11

you were having sex and you stopped to answer a text message? were you faking it too?

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LuxLisbon_fml 0

Hey, it doesn't actually say anywhere that he checked his phone DURING sex. He might have only seen the text just after they were finished. I guess it's cool that you're close enough to your sister that she can be so candid with you. Unless she was just really annoyed and was trying to weird you out as revenge.

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skiBOAT 0

No wonder she was faking it you douchebag, you must have been failing at it if you had the lack of decency to check your text messages while doing her. YDI.

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