Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with a girl. While we were fooling around,... - FML

By Brett meek - 19/02/2010 07:41 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with a girl. While we were fooling around, she started squeezing my cheeks and told me I remind her of her son. FML

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Awkward

By Jeremy - 07/08/2009 02:03 - United States

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Today, I was getting it on with a girl I've been talking to for three months. She's a year younger than me and it was her first time. So, I went easy. After five minutes she started crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she said that I reminded her of her dad. FML

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By lovely - 19/12/2011 06:43 - Netherlands

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Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

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Not now

By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 04:16 - United States

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Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML

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Creeped out

By shawty - 22/08/2010 12:14 - Australia

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Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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Bad sign

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 01:28 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML

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By arctic1 - 27/05/2009 09:45 - United States

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Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML

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Comeback

By sadguy - 18/02/2009 22:07 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML

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By Darin Greenwood - 22/07/2019 14:00

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Today, the wife and I were in the middle of having sex. She was bent over and I was taking her to pound town. I look over to see my 3 year-old son standing in the doorway, humping air. FML

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By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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Top comments

xXEurekaXx 0

Friday 19 February 2010 16:08

that is disturbing...

Domonator 16

Friday 19 February 2010 16:29

Face cheeks or butt cheeks?

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atreides_fml 0

Friday 19 February 2010 18:19

hahaha you should started yelling out mommy during it all lmao that'll disturb it worse... unless she got into it...

xwoahxcherryx 0

Friday 19 February 2010 18:21

ew, that's disturbing x's 2.

kitty_f 3

Friday 19 February 2010 18:42

she is weeeeired

Sosco 0

Friday 19 February 2010 18:43

that is legitamately ****** up.

forever2009 0

Friday 19 February 2010 18:45

lmao Wtf

EmoNinja 0

Friday 19 February 2010 18:45

that's gross

NeNiTa14 0

Friday 19 February 2010 18:48

Whoa. Didn't see that coming huh? lmao that's disgusting o_0

x3selly 0

Friday 19 February 2010 19:42

you guys are retarded, she probably saying he has a BABY BUTT, as in his butt reminds him of her babies butt, mom DO change there babies butts you know, but it's still weird to say during sex. haha

russiansolja 0

Friday 19 February 2010 20:22

Hahaha damn milfs

bigpapi210 0

Friday 19 February 2010 20:23

I don't know if that's hot or not? I have issues lol

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Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML

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Today, my brother who routinely marred my life by stealing from me, fighting me, and isolating me from my own family, made his hollow AA apology to me so he'll feel better. My parents employ him, bought his car and house, and pay his insurance. I've been in poverty. FML

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Today, I called into work because I was too tired to keep my eyes open. My boss berated me over the phone, saying I should be more like that other employee who came in with a broken toe. That was me. FML

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Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML

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