Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with a girl. While we were fooling around,... - FML

By Brett meek - 19/02/2010 07:41 - Canada

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Today, I was having sex with a girl. While we were fooling around, she started squeezing my cheeks and told me I remind her of her son. FML

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Awkward

By Jeremy - 07/08/2009 02:03 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was getting it on with a girl I've been talking to for three months. She's a year younger than me and it was her first time. So, I went easy. After five minutes she started crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she said that I reminded her of her dad. FML

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By lovely - 19/12/2011 06:43 - Netherlands

Spicy

Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

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Not now

By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 04:16 - United States

Spicy

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML

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Creeped out

By shawty - 22/08/2010 12:14 - Australia

Spicy

Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Spicy

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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Bad sign

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML

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By arctic1 - 27/05/2009 09:45 - United States

Spicy

Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML

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Comeback

By sadguy - 18/02/2009 22:07 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML

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You deserved it 23 253

By Darin Greenwood - 22/07/2019 14:00

Spicy

Today, the wife and I were in the middle of having sex. She was bent over and I was taking her to pound town. I look over to see my 3 year-old son standing in the doorway, humping air. FML

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By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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Top comments

xXEurekaXx 0

Friday 19 February 2010 16:08

that is disturbing...

Domonator 16

Friday 19 February 2010 16:29

Face cheeks or butt cheeks?

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imchanel 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 19:50

WTH? disturbing... why would she have sex with someone who looks/reminds her of her son

luvmuffin10 0

Monday 22 February 2010 4:13

who the **** cares ur havin sex wit her just shove ur dick in her mouth when she starts to tlk

greatsarcazm 0

Monday 22 February 2010 6:33

So how exactly do you say you were having sex with a "girl"?

dailee95 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 1:37

wow. so creepy

YOULIVETODIE 0

Monday 1 March 2010 6:01

This could have been taken way out of line. She could have meant that the OP had a soft butt like her baby son or atleast when he was a baby. Don't rationalize and make assumptions when there's many possibilities.

Haileyw15 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 3:16

Mmm incest... That's so.... Hot. Haha.

azn365 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 14:58

Wat a creeper...! I'd run away from her

adrifter 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 11:21

Wincest fantasy.

samanthayap 2

Wednesday 21 April 2010 12:43

ew she ***** her own son?

varkey 7

Thursday 22 April 2010 5:11

she's a "girl" yet has a son?

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Today, while at work in a subscription TV call center, a 71 year-old male customer went into explicit detail about the "adults only" programming that he enjoys, including all the kinky things he learns from said programming, and tries out on his 70 year-old wife. FML

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Today, I finally had the best sex I've ever had with this really hot guy I've been hanging out with lately. I thought everything was all well and good until he turned to me and said, "You know, your orgasm face kinda reminds me of Steve Martin, but in a good way." FML

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Today, my boss screamed at me for almost an hour because, apparently, I hurt my coworker's feelings when I stopped speaking to her after finding out that she was sleeping with my boyfriend. FML

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Today, I was stuck in the bathroom yelling for someone to get me toilet paper. My grandpa slips a small leaf under the door and says, "This is what I used in my day." FML

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Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML

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Today, I still was unable to figure out why I got a question incorrect on a test. I got all the other questions correct. I’m a perfectionist who is beating myself up over getting only 499 out of 500 correct. People think one of my parents is Asian like me, but they’re both Caucasian and never cared about my grades. FML

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Today, thinking it would be funny I tried tricking my boyfriend into thinking my grandparents were cousins, and that I was the product of incest. This would have been a great prank, if he hadn't have said, "You know what? That actually makes sense. It all makes sense now." FML

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Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to put this new piece of information to the test. FML

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