By WWJD - 01/03/2017 12:00 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and I lustfully requested we try doggy style this time. He responded, "No, Jesus wouldn't like that." FML
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alternative-facts 6

If he really wants to go that way, Jesus wouldn't appreciate you guys having sex at all, unless you were expressly trying to procreate. If your boyfriend is ok "wasting his seed" and fornicating for pleasure, he shouldn't be so hypocritical as to refuse to do it doggy style. Right?

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Nabexis 9

Tell him that if Jesus really Cared what position people had sex in, there wouldn't be over 7 billion people on the planet.

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Iskillion 16

Wow. That's so tedious a comment that I wanna break up with your boyfriend.

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wafflesandwich 4

if we're goin that way then bring up that Jesus also believed the female ****** to be a "gateway sin"

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Mia Russell 4

Maybe ask if he'd like missionary better ?

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DanielleinDC 33

I'm pretty sure that Jesus isn't a fan of unmarried couples getting it on either. You might want to tell your boyfriend that.

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xoxoblondee 31

it's true. Jesus would not like you getting it from the back. He prefers getting nailed from the front.

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urafaguette 3

aaaaaand... it's time for a new boyfriend! :-)

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thtguyishere 2

Religious people are parasites.

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T1A2Z3 34

You were having sex with your BOYFRIEND. Not your husband. So either way it wouldn't be appreciated by Jesus. Tell him that. Don't have sex with him ever again.

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Kali Alina Gall 12

I don’t think Jesus would like you guys having premarital sex either haha. But he doesn’t seem to care about that now does he.

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Chelle Belle 6

And yet... I noticed it says boyfriend, not husband. That makes him far more sad. LMAO.

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