Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to...

By liz1234 - 23/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML

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Same thing different taste

Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By Interrupted - 27/11/2010 01:03 - United States

Today, while I was making love to my fiancé, his mom walked out of the hotel bathroom and sat in a chair less than two feet away from the bed. She made idle conversation with us for the next 15 minutes. My fiancé was still inside me the entire time. FML

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Weird family

By Veronica - 29/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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Pull up

By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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Mama's Boy

By Anonymous - 08/03/2017 04:00 - United States

Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML

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By MarMar - 15/03/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy I met and in the middle of it his mother called him. After stopping to answer the phone, he tried to put me on with her because she didn't believe anyone would actually sleep with him. FML

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Cougartown

By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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Tehalon 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:33

Was he able to stay hard during the conv. ?

polishswede 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:55

I don't get why people have sex in their parents' house. It's a stupid idea. That's gross, but maybe you'll learn.

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dcapp 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 1:48

how did he stay hard???????

TheNameless_fml 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 3:54

#4, having sex at your parents' houses is not the problem. The real problem is that these people don't have the balls to either ignore their parents or to tell them, "go away, we're *******!" Also, was he able to stay hard? Prying minds want to know.

threegp 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 4:31

shitty parenting seriously who lets their kids have sex while they are at home? and if they didn't know, why the hell do you allow them to close the door with the opposing sex some people i swear are sooooo stupid

ashleyy_fml 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 6:48

To everyone saying it's gross he stayed hard while talking to his mom, where is the world does the OP say he stayed hard?! Pretty sure I don't see that. That sucks though, hahah. Complete mood kill right there.

kellster 2

Tuesday 24 March 2009 6:59

Don't have sex in people's parents' homes!!!! That should be the name of this website. Why are people so stupid and inconsiderate?!

commonsense 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 7:03

@11,25 and everyone else who says theres no where else to go...... you can atleast wait till one of the houses is empty, or atleast not when the whole family is home ready for dinner

maiden_girl 5

Tuesday 24 March 2009 10:07

Ummm... why were you two having sex with his mom IN THE NEXT ROOM!!??? At least do it at his house or your house or at least when your parents aren't at home!