Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls...

By halloweed - 16/11/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2019 12:00

Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML

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By Haley. - 26/03/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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By Fart queen - 05/12/2022 04:00

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heard to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2021 23:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2013 08:35

Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By zamwow - 20/12/2013 23:36 - United States - Ridgefield Park

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML

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Let it all out

By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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CalCommando 6

Wednesday 16 November 2011 12:02

Ding dong, the mood is dead...

kaprookie 3

Wednesday 16 November 2011 12:24

Should've gone pull my **** and then qweefed.

Comments

123jdub 7

Wednesday 16 November 2011 12:39

old joke, new twist. kinky

UrCapsLockOn 12

Wednesday 16 November 2011 12:45

classic ^^

Snafuusmc 12

Wednesday 16 November 2011 12:46

Was that the only thing you pulled?

oliver86 8

Wednesday 16 November 2011 12:54

What else would she pull?

Fenthik 4

Wednesday 16 November 2011 13:12

A better joke maybe

homieskillet 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 12:48

Wow way to ruin the moment.

Fenthik 4

Wednesday 16 November 2011 12:54

Did you rip his foreskin off?

Fenthik 4

Wednesday 16 November 2011 13:00

Props to anyone who gets this reference.... I forgot how old it is.

HatefulPilot 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 13:08

Why are you staring at the ground/floor? Did you lose something?

Fenthik 4

Wednesday 16 November 2011 13:10

I'm staring at anyone who comments below me.

kristen69 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 13:55

Creepy

jdude2913 0

Thursday 17 November 2011 7:02

u look like ur 12

happyfailure 4

Wednesday 16 November 2011 12:58

Im totally doing that XD

susannah365 8

Wednesday 16 November 2011 13:05

OP, I'm really hoping you've shown your disapproval, during or after. I can imagine you were too surprised to say anything at first ^^

Thriller721 1

Wednesday 16 November 2011 13:15

Whys everyone being so negative, he was just joking, I dont your life sucks, nor did you deserve it, he was just joking around, calm down everybody

susannah365 8

Wednesday 16 November 2011 13:40

You are a 14-year-old guy, no wonder you find it funny

tona01 16

Wednesday 16 November 2011 13:56

I don't think it's funny, but i do think you're overreacting friend. Yeah yeah inmature blabla, relax it was just a joke. If he made that joke every single day, then would it be a fml.

susannah365 8

Wednesday 16 November 2011 14:13

65 -Of course it was just a joke and I'm not gonna gun down anyone for that or a different opinion, I can assure you :) Just random guess why some people find it offensive and others don't.