Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls...

By halloweed - 16/11/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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Fetish

By Anonymous - 25/07/2019 12:00

Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML

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By Haley. - 26/03/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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Rush of gas

By Fart queen - 05/12/2022 04:00

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heard to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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First time?

By Anonymous - 31/07/2021 23:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2013 08:35

Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By zamwow - 20/12/2013 23:36 - United States - Ridgefield Park

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML

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Let it all out

By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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CalCommando 6

Wednesday 16 November 2011 12:02

Ding dong, the mood is dead...

kaprookie 3

Wednesday 16 November 2011 12:24

Should've gone pull my **** and then qweefed.

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PartyRockGirl04 3

Wednesday 16 November 2011 15:16

you shouldve asked why

IamDre 5

Wednesday 16 November 2011 15:33

Premarital sex is a sin.

every1luvsboners 11

Wednesday 16 November 2011 15:42

What about anal sex with a wombat while covered in honey?

IamDre 5

Wednesday 16 November 2011 15:44

Haha i got every1lovesboners to reply to my comment.You're hecka funny!

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 16 November 2011 15:50

That's only a sin for the wombat and the bees, boners...

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 16 November 2011 15:52

I don't see any prohibitions in Leviticus

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 16 November 2011 15:33

Sex is supposed to be fun, but who treats it like a joke? Other than children or people with the maturity level of a cabbage, that is...

Ray_of_midnight 22

Wednesday 16 November 2011 21:13

If you can't have some comedy in the bedroom once in a while, you're doing it wrong.

LennyComa 39

Wednesday 16 November 2011 15:34

The old jokes are the best

breathemein 10

Wednesday 16 November 2011 15:47

LOL most of these comment are voted negative

bingababe 16

Thursday 17 November 2011 6:43

Thanks for pointing that out, I was worried nobody would notice.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 16 November 2011 15:55

Next time this happens, pull really hard. I bet he wont ask you to do that again...

elabuwa 6

Wednesday 16 November 2011 15:55

he should be named "fartacus". lol

tyghl55 4

Wednesday 16 November 2011 16:01

Hahahaha win for your boyfriend

01fuckhead10 14

Wednesday 16 November 2011 16:06

Loose the idiot..

drivemysoul19 8

Wednesday 16 November 2011 20:04

Lose**

japtch 15

Thursday 17 November 2011 0:05

I think you should tight the idiot.

jsprackman 11

Wednesday 16 November 2011 16:13

HahajaaaaaaaahahahA

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Same thing different taste

Fetish

Rush of gas

First time?

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