By halloweed - 16/11/2011 05:27 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML
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CalCommando 6

Ding dong, the mood is dead...

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kaprookie 3

Should've gone pull my **** and then qweefed.

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Comments

godlike1 5

Come on... That's the oldest trick in the book.

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13FTW 9

Yeaah, no. I don't think I've heard the "pull my penis" version to "pull my finger." But, I mean hey, whatever butters your biscuits!

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Wuhuh 0

Okay that level of immaturity right there is unacceptable if youre old enough to know how sex feels.

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dhooks111490 8

Yeah coming from a guy who has a picture of a Peter griffin as his account pic, your opinion on maturity isn't valid.

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loveexgirl 15

Well, I would kindly tell him that I would never have sex with him again unless he promises to not do that again..

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greatness101 0

Wtf, you're 13. I hope you wouldn't have sex with him again.

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loveexgirl 15

Wow. I was saying if I were her I would tell him that. I never said I would have sex at this age..?

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ArmadasRebellion 1

People were having sex when they were 13/14 in my school

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cntryiscntrywide 0

my boyfriend would do that but only if he planned it. he wouldnt think of that during sex. idk. I'd get a kick out of it.

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dadof2 4

so you should have twisted his nipple(hard) and said you were trying to tune into tokyo radio

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frostburggirl15 4

She means she likes the idea of having a boyfriend, just not you. Sorry, that kinda blows.

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frostburggirl15 4

Sorry thought this was a different one

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